5 definitions by Steve-o and Tim

1
a dessert made from strawberries, whipped cream, and a human penis. variation of strawberry shortcake. ant. strawberry floppy-donkey-dick.
Man, I can't wait to get home and gobble up some strawberry shortcock after my portugese breakfast.
by Steve-o and Tim May 15, 2007
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2
The act of a male shitting on a female's vaginal area, then ejaculating on top of the said turd. The male then may or may not eat the freshly made entree.
I was horny, hungry, and had to take a shit at the same time, so I made myself a pink fresh meat taco. MMMmmmm....
by Steve-o and Tim May 14, 2007
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4
The act of grabbing the sides of your scrotum and pulling it taught whilst you bounce your penis up and down on it.
My girl likes it when I show her the "little man on the trampoline"
by Steve-o and Tim November 06, 2008
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