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straw head 

He' s not into rock, he's a straw head
straw head by Cromwellian November 17, 2016

strap head 

When a person straps a dildo to their head and fucks someone with it, pretty much headbutting the other person.
My cooch hurts so much from Alex's strap head.
strap head by F-BOMBheart March 30, 2011

strap head 

Strap Head is when two women (usually lesbian or bi-sexual) use a strap-on to simulate fellatio. One woman wears the strap-on and another sucks on it, simulating a blowjob.
Jenny and Alice got the strap-on all wet when Alice gave Jenny strap head.
strap head by SynergyFactor December 20, 2009

bra-strap headache syndrome

Chronic pain in the back of the neck muscles that radiates to the top of the head. A result of tight-fitting brassier worn (normally...), by women.
Other similiar weird syndromes that are related to bra-strap headache syndrome:

-Tight pants syndrome: abdominal discomfort/ bleeding/ heart burn caused by tight-fitting pants that might rupture an artery or build up acid-reflux from pushing into the wall of the stomach.
-Sunglasses syndrome: numbness and tingling feeling between the eyes that gradually spreads to the nose and upper mouth.
-Seat-belt syndrome: similiar in cause to economic-class syndrome, but is caused from seatbelts that tighten on around the hip area in case of emergency landings or a crash that finally destroy a vital internal organ.

Strawpeado 

When a man or woman over the age of 23 downs a bottle of alcopop, using a bendy straw to prevent a vacuum and allowing the Strawpeador to drink the alcopop faster. The current Strawpeado king is David Muir Filshie of the Diary
Get that Strawpeado down you son!
Strawpeado by MHHQ November 1, 2017