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mexican ratchet strap
1. The ghetto way to hold items on the top of a car as you transport them.
2. The reverse reach-around to fondle the female genitalia whilst getting head.
2. The reverse reach-around to fondle the female genitalia whilst getting head.
Reference to definition 1.-We didn't have any rope or twine, so we all sat in the back of the SUV and used the mexican ratchet strap to hold the mattress secure to the top of the moving vehicle.
Reference to definition 2.-I gave her the mexican ratchet strap and ran my hand down her back, around the dirt star, to fondle the poon while she was sucking on ol' dad.
Reference to definition 2.-I gave her the mexican ratchet strap and ran my hand down her back, around the dirt star, to fondle the poon while she was sucking on ol' dad.
mexican ratchet strap by Poonberry Associates August 21, 2009
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Let me get you a straw
"You're a wuss. Learn to deal."
An elaborated version of the sentiment is found in the phrasing: "Let me get you a straw so you can SUCK IT UP."
The proffering of a straw to aid "sucking up" abilities is generally considered more comical (read: obnoxious) than simply telling a whiner to deal.
Can be used in any situation.
An elaborated version of the sentiment is found in the phrasing: "Let me get you a straw so you can SUCK IT UP."
The proffering of a straw to aid "sucking up" abilities is generally considered more comical (read: obnoxious) than simply telling a whiner to deal.
Can be used in any situation.
*a minor chainsaw incident occurs*
Bob: Um, could you call 911 for me?
Frank: Do it yourself.
Bob: ...I don't have "hands" anymore.
Frank: How about this? I'll get you a straw so you can SUCK IT UP.
Bob: Um, could you call 911 for me?
Frank: Do it yourself.
Bob: ...I don't have "hands" anymore.
Frank: How about this? I'll get you a straw so you can SUCK IT UP.
Let me get you a straw by Lady Chevalier July 17, 2005
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Fuck me harshly with a chicken strip
Teacher: you have to hand in these 30 assignments by tomorrow
Student under his/her breath: Fuck me harshly with a chicken strip
Student under his/her breath: Fuck me harshly with a chicken strip
Fuck me harshly with a chicken strip by Smarty-Marty September 10, 2019
Suck me like a straw
Suck me like a straw by Dat_'n'_Dis Guy May 21, 2018
Fuck me harshly with a chicken strip
Teacher: you will have to do exercises from 1 to 50
Me under my breath: Fuck me harshly with a chicken strip
Me under my breath: Fuck me harshly with a chicken strip
Fuck me harshly with a chicken strip by Smarty-Marty September 10, 2019
meat strap
meat strap by jackip September 14, 2009
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