strap me 

To loan someone money.

"Can you strap me some cash?"

strap me by andy August 30, 2003

mexican ratchet strap 

1. The ghetto way to hold items on the top of a car as you transport them.

2. The reverse reach-around to fondle the female genitalia whilst getting head.

Reference to definition 1.-We didn't have any rope or twine, so we all sat in the back of the SUV and used the mexican ratchet strap to hold the mattress secure to the top of the moving vehicle.

Reference to definition 2.-I gave her the mexican ratchet strap and ran my hand down her back, around the dirt star, to fondle the poon while she was sucking on ol' dad.

mexican ratchet strap by Poonberry Associates August 21, 2009

Let me get you a straw 

"You're a wuss. Learn to deal."

An elaborated version of the sentiment is found in the phrasing: "Let me get you a straw so you can SUCK IT UP."

The proffering of a straw to aid "sucking up" abilities is generally considered more comical (read: obnoxious) than simply telling a whiner to deal.

Can be used in any situation.

*a minor chainsaw incident occurs*

Bob: Um, could you call 911 for me?
Frank: Do it yourself.
Bob: ...I don't have "hands" anymore.
Frank: How about this? I'll get you a straw so you can SUCK IT UP.

Let me get you a straw by Lady Chevalier July 17, 2005

Fuck me harshly with a chicken strip 

When something stressful is going on and you would just rather die than work cause you're lazy af

Teacher: you have to hand in these 30 assignments by tomorrow
Student under his/her breath: Fuck me harshly with a chicken strip

Fuck me harshly with a chicken strip by Smarty-Marty September 10, 2019

Suck me like a straw

Suck someone to get to their cum him/her

Like you suck a straw to drink your drink

My Wife wanted to suck me like a straw

Suck me like a straw by Dat_'n'_Dis Guy May 21, 2018

Fuck me harshly with a chicken strip 

When something is going on and you're stressed and you would just rather die

Teacher: you will have to do exercises from 1 to 50
Me under my breath: Fuck me harshly with a chicken strip

Fuck me harshly with a chicken strip by Smarty-Marty September 10, 2019

meat strap 

the area between the scrotum and anus, perineum; t'aint your balls......taint your ass......

Nothing like a good meat strap licking!

meat strap by jackip September 14, 2009