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Stranger Hand 

The hand with which one does not normally masturbate.
"It's been so long since I've had sex that I had to use Stranger Hand last night for some variety" Or "I sprained my wrist, so I had to use Stranger Hand last night."
Stranger Hand by Anonymous November 4, 2003

hand stranger 

When a male sits on his hand while on toilet till his hand becomes numb then masterbating with it
No Diana I can't do anything tonite , me and Hand Stranger have big plans!
hand stranger by C.Stuart. November 26, 2019

dr.stranges.magic.hands 

illegal in 72 countries, but that’s irrelevant. a simp for natasha (who can blame them) and a talented picrew editor
me: dr.stranges.magic.hands is married to Natasha Romanoff

some idiot: dr.stranges.magic.hands is actually illegal in 72 countries-

strangers hand 

You sit on your hand until it becomes numb. Then you jack off and it feels like it is someone elses hand doing the work.
I was sick of jacking myself off so I sat on my hand until it was numb and it felt like it was someone else pulling my meat.
strangers hand by Martin Chickasaw January 26, 2004

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🀑🫡🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🀑🫡🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026