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A shitty movie lampooned in one of the greatest comedies of all time, "Team America: World Police"

Pearl Harbor Sucked:

(Sad, dramatic music)

I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark, when he made Pearl Harbor.

I miss you more than that movie missed the point, and that's an awful lot, girl.

And now, now you've gone away, and all I'm trying to say...is Pearl Harbor sucked...and I miss you.

I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school, he was terrible in that film.

I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part, he's way better than ben affleck. And now...

All I can think about is your smile...and that shitty movie too.

Cause Pearl Harbor sucked...and I miss you.

Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies? I guess Pearl Harbor sucked...just a little bit more, than I miss you.
Pearl Harbor Sucked, Aids, Montage, America: Fuck yeah!...All classic songs that compose the greatest movie ever, Team America: World Police.
by Samuel Chase7 February 26, 2007
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A multi-award winning legend of country music, "King George" has more or less been the face of country music over the last 20 years.

With over 50 songs going #1, 62 million recordings sold, and 16 CMA Awards, the Texan was elected to the Country Music Hall of Fame in 2006.

While country was turing pop in the 80s and 90s, with artists such as Garth Brooks dominating the scene, George Strait always managed to keep it old school and stayed true to his country roots. And he keeps putting out good stuff to this day! He just put out "It Just Comes Natural" and it kicks ass...can this man do any wrong?
My all-time favorite George Strait song is "Amarillo by Morning", hand down. It's not on his 50 Number Ones double CD, which is a damn shame.

God Bless King George, what else is there to say?
by Samuel Chase7 February 15, 2007
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A terrorist's and third-world dictator's worst nightmare.

The target of blind and irrational hatred from liberals, communists, eurotrash, and the Minute Men border patrolling militia.

This usually stems from deep rooted personal insecurities and from growing up in female-dominated households.
Andy: Hey Virgil, how's the economy looking now days?

Virgil: Well the numbers that keep coming in keep surpassing what was forecasted. 40,000 jobs added just last month. And the Dow Jones as broken 12 records over the last 3 weeks.

Andy: Damn, how come no one seems to acknowledge this?

Virgil: Well my son, there's mainly two reasons for this. First, the media hasn't really been covering it. And second, the president has done a terrible job of

george w. bush.
by Samuel Chase7 February 19, 2007
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A well-developed and cleverly written animated TV show by the brilliant Mike Judge. Not for kids with short attention spans and who need constant gag after gag, i.e. Family Guy.

KOTH is filled with subtle humor and biting satire, which are lost on some.
Hank (to a "hardcore" christian rock band): "Can't you see you're not making christianity any better, you're just making rock 'n roll worse".

King of the Hill is a great once you get hooked.
by Samuel Chase7 February 21, 2007
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