stradman 

Owns lots of cars and says they sound like a fusion vacuum

Stradman is the best

stradman by Tmvvv December 21, 2020

Stradman 

Gets more excited about buying a couch than buying a Corvette. Will probably own Hypercars and Supercars of every brand available in the market and still wear $9 shorts. Loves his job and is very good at it, has a cute dog named Oskar. Brings a positive energy wherever he goes, is a true inspiration for so many people of different age groups.

So you are a subscriber of Stradman too?

Stradman by Whaaaaaaaaat? November 24, 2021

Strawman 

The strawman or straw man, seems to be the only logical fallacy that most midwits online have ever heard of (except for maybe ad hominem). It does matter how irrelevant it is to the conversation, if the midwit is losing the argument they'll accuse you of using a "strawman". Most of them don't really know the definition. Also known as an "Aunt Sally" in the UK, or a "straw person" if you're woke.

You don't agree with me, so that is a strawman argument.

Strawman by RayBidd March 29, 2022

Strawman 

A purposeful attempt to distort the opponent's argument to make it easier to attack.

Person A: I think driving under the influence of alcohol is bad.

Person 2: Oh so we should ban alcohol?

Person 1: Well that's a strawman and a half......

Strawman by UltimateDoge September 3, 2021

Strawman Of Unusual Size 

A strawman argument so ridiculous, it's inconceivable.

Acronym: S.O.U.S.

“Why don’t Republicans want kids to know how to not be racist?”

"A Strawman Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist"

Strawman Of Unusual Size by FTJM October 20, 2022

Chet Steadman 

The moustachioed Chicago Cubs pitcher from Rookie of The Year with a rocket arm who eats the best Salisbury steak he's ever had and then continues to blow out his arm. Chet can make a wailing guitar play on demand when it is relevant to anything that is happening to him in real life.

Chet Steadman will strike you out with the high stanking cheddar and then eat the best Salisbury steak he's ever had.

Chet Steadman by Ebenezer Scrotum February 7, 2008

Strawmanning

A type of trolling where the Troller attempts to pwn someone by claiming something they said means something totally different to what that actually meant.

Innocent Person: "I think it is important that school children wear school uniforms".

Strawmanning Person: "Hitler believed in people wearing uniforms, are you trying to make all children Nazis?"

Innocent Person: No, that is not at all what I meant!

Strawmanning Person: Ha! I pwned you!

Strawmanning by Netal Beattie November 16, 2011