Strawmanning

A type of trolling where the Troller attempts to pwn someone by claiming something they said means something totally different to what that actually meant.

Innocent Person: "I think it is important that school children wear school uniforms".

Strawmanning Person: "Hitler believed in people wearing uniforms, are you trying to make all children Nazis?"

Innocent Person: No, that is not at all what I meant!

Strawmanning Person: Ha! I pwned you!

Strawmanning by Netal Beattie November 16, 2011

Strawmaning 

Yeah you are strawmaning the absolute shit out of that.

Hym "It wasn't because it she wouldn't sleep with me it was because she fucked the retard. The threat was over the stalking and you know that. And none of you have justified what you're doing in any way you dogshit. If. A group men did that. A woman that took issue with that wouldn't be getting the blatant strawmaning I'm getting from you. And that's how you know you're full of shit. And you don't give a fuck about STDs. If you care so much about STDs why do you need abortions? Should he be wearing a condom? If you're concerned with STDs you shouldn't need an abortion because you always use condoms. And a brothel could have health screenings. You just want your BITCH arbitrary whim to be the barrier to men getting pussy. The second it becomes cheap and available to everyone you lose the only leverage you have in life miss porn lady. It's about BEING THE DECIDER. But you're not the decider you're a whore and Cody just want 'be to nice girls and retards.' You're seriously dumb for that you really can't wrap your head around 'women sheltered by society and now entitled pieces of shit who play by a different set of rules.'

Strawmaning by Hym Iam June 23, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004