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ghost stories
ghost stories by RockTundra December 9, 2020
the land of stories
One of the most magical series of books in existence, written by none other than the most magical man in existence; Chris Colfer.
This series is a continuation of all your favorite fairy tales featuring the answer to how so many girls married Prince Charming, what Red Riding Hood is really like, why the Evil Queen is so obsessed with the man in her mirror and so on. Everyone should read it.
This series is a continuation of all your favorite fairy tales featuring the answer to how so many girls married Prince Charming, what Red Riding Hood is really like, why the Evil Queen is so obsessed with the man in her mirror and so on. Everyone should read it.
the land of stories by siriuslylovely7 July 11, 2014
telling stories
Tom: Hey Jack, Joe told me he flew his car into a skyscraper the other day!
Jack: Really? I was at his house yesterday, and there wasn't even a scratch on his car.
Tom: Yeah, Joe is pretty good at telling stories. We don't even live close to a city.
Jack: Really? I was at his house yesterday, and there wasn't even a scratch on his car.
Tom: Yeah, Joe is pretty good at telling stories. We don't even live close to a city.
telling stories by PsychoticSpirit January 9, 2016
penis stories
I used to halfway listen to the penis stories being told all day long through my partially open window while I sat working at my desk at the prison.
penis stories by Dr Bunnygirl October 11, 2019
Tradin' War Stories
Tradin' War Stories by the nigga tht kno wat up March 25, 2010
TWSS Stories
Short for That's What She Said Stories, also known for a popular site where people can post their That's What She Said moments
TWSS Stories: I was in biology class and we had to make pie charts of our data, including a sliver of a section that was .25%. one girl got really frustrated and said "it's sooo hard! I can't fit it in, it's just too small." Our bio teacher, seeing that she was in distress, proceeded to say "wait, I'm coming!" TWSS!
TWSS Stories: I was taking an essay test when a girl raised her hand and half-jokingly said "Can we finish this orally, my hand is starting to hurt." TWSS!
TWSS Stories: I was taking an essay test when a girl raised her hand and half-jokingly said "Can we finish this orally, my hand is starting to hurt." TWSS!
TWSS Stories by DJ20 January 8, 2010
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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