Np

the definition of np its not really a definition but np stands for nigger please

say a kid is begging for a toy he'l say np as in nigger please

by #niggerplease! November 9, 2018

Np

Slang for "No potatoes".
It really means that. Go check it out if you don't believe me.

Dad: "Tyrone!!"
Tyrone: "What is it da'?"
Dad: "Go get some potatoes downstairs!"
Tyrone: "Np"
Dad: "What did you say to me!?!"
Tyrone: "Geez da', it means 'no potatoes'..."
Dad: "Then go buy them, you lazy son of a b*ch!!!"

Dad to himself: "F*cking kids and their slang"

by OP English Teacher January 30, 2017

NP

It Means No problem

Hey Bob thanks for giving me Money

Bob: Np bro

by Heheheeheheheehhe May 9, 2016

NP

NP is a popular abriviation for the phrase, No Problem. Usually, it is used as a substitute for the phrase Your Welcome.

"Hey!!! Thanks for the Tampon!! I've had a heavy flow today!!"
"NP!!!! And, TMI!!!!"

by AnonymousUnipickle June 17, 2018

np

no problem

<your_mom> thanks for that great fuck
<me> np

by jdm November 20, 2002

#NP

twitter language for Now Playin.

you use it if you are listening to a song and you want to share it on twitter.

#NP RudeBoy - Rihanna, such a tune!

by SpazAttackness November 21, 2010

np

1. No problem
2. You're welcome
Pronunciation: en pee
Specific usage: Online IM/chat

Punter1 says: "Thanks for being my wingman last night"
Punter2 says: "np"

by JakeB January 5, 2006