stoop waffle 

The involuntarily release of poop when bending over.

Jade: oh no
Mindy: what?
Jade: I think I just cooked up a stoop waffle

stoop waffle by mattpacer May 16, 2016

stomp waffle 

When you shit yourself in the shower, and you see pushing it down the drain with your foot as the only option.

Mom : Billy why is the shower filling up with brown liquid again

Billy : sorry mom I made another stomp waffle ;)

stomp waffle by Birdperson69 November 24, 2016

stroop waffle  

a sex position where both people lie on top of each other like two stroop waffles in a package. no one moves.

we stroop waffle forever last night. while we listened to she won't let me fuck.

stroop waffle by beccalovespancakes August 6, 2007

Stroop Waffle 

A legendary Dutch snack full of sweet, sticky, orgasmic filling between two waffle cookies.

Best enjoyed for breakfast in bed, with coffee, or as a dessert. Sometimes warmed or eaten from the package.

Used often to cleanse the mind and palette.

Commonly enjoyed after or before sexual intercourse.

Pronounced "Strope Vaffle"

"Hey! Want a stroop waffle? Yeah man, thanks"

"Wow that was amazing, want a stroop waffle to make ourselves not feel like shit about having underage sex?"

Stroop Waffle by Benji831 October 14, 2013

Stroop Waffle Style 

sexual intercourse where the male is on top of the female and he pulls out and nuts on her chest.

“so how was the sex?”
“oh it was great, we did it stroop waffle style”

Stroop Waffle Style by lilpribs January 14, 2022

waffle stomp 

to defecate in the shower and then proceed to try to stomp it down the drain with your foot

In a hurry to cover up the evidence, she waffle stomped.

waffle stomp by Leia Nelson May 21, 2005

waffle stomp 

When you take a shit in the shower, and stomp it down the drain with your foot.

If I get drunk enough tonight, I'm gonna use it as an excuse to waffle stomp my ex's shower. Fuck her house party!

waffle stomp by Smooth Buns 69 January 15, 2014