A female stoner who can take mad hits as well as and/or sometimes even better than a stonER. Also be able to get higher, faster! ;) It makes sense, actOR, actrESS!
Guy: *Takes a weak ass bong hit and starts coughing a lot for what feels like an eternity*
Girl: Bitch, you're hacking a lung over THAT?! I'll show you what a REAL hit is! *Takes a nice, long 30 second hit, holds it in for a good 15 seconds, and blows the smoke is the Wiz Khalifa wannabe's face*
Guy: Damn, girl. You should win some sort of award for that.
Girl: Already have, I am proud to say that I have EARNED the title Stoness
Guy: *Bows down to her pot smoking royalty*
Girl: Bitch, you're hacking a lung over THAT?! I'll show you what a REAL hit is! *Takes a nice, long 30 second hit, holds it in for a good 15 seconds, and blows the smoke is the Wiz Khalifa wannabe's face*
Guy: Damn, girl. You should win some sort of award for that.
Girl: Already have, I am proud to say that I have EARNED the title Stoness
Guy: *Bows down to her pot smoking royalty*
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Phrase uttered by Hong Kong Chief Executive Carrie Lam at a press conference. Pretty much sums up how illogical her policies and decision making can get.
With these quarantine restrictions Hong Kong will never reopen borders with the outside world or economically recover, killing two stones with one bird.
by Scizor69 February 10, 2022
Get the Killing Two Stones With One Bird mug.Stoners...are a group people who get high together.(we are not that group that gets so high we lie cheat kill and steal to get high if your doing any of that your a fuck up not a stoner)..stoners are seekers..we are on some kind of journey...and seeking others that understand us..we figure our motto let's get high and gain some knowledge from one another..we like to chill..and be accepted we are family..even if we only meet once..we have one common in common..
CREED..AN UNSPOKEN RULE..if at any point u were a stoner and you were in the family...,,YOU DO NOT POINT A FINGER AT YOUR STONER FAMILY MEMEBER. .Creed is the rule of the golden oath of the stoner family we do not throw another under a bus..if you knew that stoner 20 years ago or yesterday....even if you become enemies..it's the respect of the stoner family...no one of us is better than the other..
Stoner creed..is the unspoken oath (a wink wink)I will never tell your family your friends your kids none of ur private business i will never tell what i know about you not now not in 20 years no matter how much we change or dont even like each other ..we know we just needed each other during that moment in time...forever and ever keeping our mouths shut..unbreaking trust
CREED..AN UNSPOKEN RULE..if at any point u were a stoner and you were in the family...,,YOU DO NOT POINT A FINGER AT YOUR STONER FAMILY MEMEBER. .Creed is the rule of the golden oath of the stoner family we do not throw another under a bus..if you knew that stoner 20 years ago or yesterday....even if you become enemies..it's the respect of the stoner family...no one of us is better than the other..
Stoner creed..is the unspoken oath (a wink wink)I will never tell your family your friends your kids none of ur private business i will never tell what i know about you not now not in 20 years no matter how much we change or dont even like each other ..we know we just needed each other during that moment in time...forever and ever keeping our mouths shut..unbreaking trust
by PRETTY IN COPPER February 5, 2017
Get the Stoners creed mug.A rock 'n' roll band who have been around since 1962. The majority of 'Stones songs are quite simple but you just can't resist dancing to them. In terms of commercial success, they are 2nd to lThe Beatles. The Stones have produced such classics as Jumpin' Jack Flash, Sympathy For The Devil, (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction, Start Me Up, Rocks Off, Brown Sugar and so many more. Whilst a few people say that musically they are not as talented as some other bands from around that time, there is no denying the Stones can really rock. They will probably last forever, as I am currently writing this, they are on tour.
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Stoners and potheads alike have their worries and thoughts on bad luck, especially when it comes to white lighters. Some stoners though, brush it off and claim that it is just a dumb stonerstition.
Stoners and potheads alike have their worries and thoughts on bad luck, especially when it comes to white lighters. Some stoners though, brush it off and claim that it is just a dumb stonerstition.
<Stoner> Dude, you got a spark?
<Pothead> Yeah man here ya go! (hands white lighter over)
<Stoner> Oh cool tha--(wipes hands, gets up) DUDE, that's bad luck man what are you doing with a white lighter?!
<Pothead> Bullshit man, that's just a stonerstition.
<Pothead> Yeah man here ya go! (hands white lighter over)
<Stoner> Oh cool tha--(wipes hands, gets up) DUDE, that's bad luck man what are you doing with a white lighter?!
<Pothead> Bullshit man, that's just a stonerstition.
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