a sexual orientation in which someone or something is sexually attracted to stones.

stonesexuals often praise memes are their gods, (e.i. stoneism ) and make jeli edits.

Dani: oh hey, did you hear that Josh is now stonesexual?
Kai: yeah, i helped him in his initiation of spreading his ass cheeks for stones!

stonesexual by bruecwayne April 6, 2016

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shanesexual

a person who is only sexually attracted to shane dawson

I’m going to come out to my mom as shanesexual

shanesexual by SupHoes November 25, 2018

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stonersexual

a person who is attracted to stoners but isn’t necessarily considered one

“babe i think i’m a stonersexual, i want nothing more than to suck you off while you take a toke”

stonersexual by small tiddy goth gf November 16, 2019

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shineesexual

A person who is attracted to SHINee.

- Ey! You have a boyfriend...?
- Sorry, I'm shineesexual.

shineesexual by Lowing November 11, 2020

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