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stoneroid

a fun way to refer to a total pothead
a couple of stoneroids were hanging out behind the school
by KingMagnus March 1, 2023
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Stonerism

The religion of stonerism; the belief that marijuana cures most physical ailments, the belief that the world would be a better place if everyone freely smoked weed; Stoners often believe marijuana is safter and a better high than alcohol.
practices include: smoking pot daily, frequently smoking out friends, occasionally smoking out strangers, wake-and-bake, temporarily doubting the wonders of weed before a sesh, moderate to obsessive praise of weed while or soon after getting high, the dillema between packing another bowl and getting up to ash the piece.
Non-smoking practices (edibles or a vaporizer) are usually combined with smoking practices in Stonerism unless a temporary physical ailment makes it impossible or hazardous to participate in the act of smoking.

See: Stoner- a person practicing Stonerism
Special Abilities of Stoners:
good functionality under the influence of marijuana, fluid thinking, the ability to understand concepts by a leap of logic or mild hallucinations, the rare/occasional and surprising ability to word a sentence elloquently while stoned.
Approximately 2% of the population practice Stonerism, almost the same percentage of the gay population (2.5-3%).
by Meredith A. February 3, 2010
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steroids

common name for anabolic steroids; hormones used to stimulate muscle and bone growth
I knew my girlfriend was taking steroids when she tried to root me up the ass with her clitoris.
by yorrick hunt June 24, 2008
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La steroid daddy hack IV

La steroid is a baseball player who was born next to a nuclear power plant has a iq of 2 and was hit with 3 rocks as a child
He suffers from a rare disease called cockshotitis it’s whenever you make contact with a baseball it’s a 500ft dean center swamp donkey
Guy:did you see La steroid daddy hack Iv hit that dinger yesterday
Friend:yeah but he stole my girlfriend after the game
by Biggererpapi May 25, 2023
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on steroids

When something is on steroids, it is more powerful than it could naturally become, because of some trigger.
That gym-trainer is on anabolic steroids.

The CLK-GTR is a mercedes-Benz on steroids.
by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004
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Stonertite

A more permanant version of "munchies". When someone has smoked so much weed, they have an odd appetite 24/7 and usually doesn't consist of super gigantic meals.
They had a cup of whip cream?! They're not even stoned and they're craving that? They got epic stonertites.
by ThatOneFellaah April 28, 2009
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stonerific

smoking 10 blunts is fucking stonerific man.
by lisalove September 25, 2008
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