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stonerstition 

We are all familiar with superstitions. But some pertain specifically to stoners.

Stoners and potheads alike have their worries and thoughts on bad luck, especially when it comes to white lighters. Some stoners though, brush it off and claim that it is just a dumb stonerstition.
<Stoner> Dude, you got a spark?

<Pothead> Yeah man here ya go! (hands white lighter over)

<Stoner> Oh cool tha--(wipes hands, gets up) DUDE, that's bad luck man what are you doing with a white lighter?!

<Pothead> Bullshit man, that's just a stonerstition.

stonerized

simply put...when your stoned!
dude 1: yo ima get stonerized tonite kid...wanna join?

dude 2: sounds like a plan, i'll bring some bud!
stonerized by davison2008 December 19, 2007
n. Girl form of stoner.
see, stoner

n. A girl that smokes a lot of weed.
"Oh, did you see her blazed out of her skull yesterday? She's such a stonette."
stonette by uuihyoiu November 6, 2009

Stonervated 

Stoned/Motivated: When in the process of getting stoned, you get so stoned, you get motivated to do something (Mainly Sativa's). ie: Smoking and then cleaning your whole house.
I got so stonervated I cleaned my whole apartment in under an hour.
Stonervated by Corineeey July 20, 2017

Stonertone

Stonertone: An inability to judge or convey tone while under the influence of narcotics
Stoner 1: hey man pass me those Doritos
Stoner 2: Dude why do you sound so angry
Stoner 1: Sorry man, Stonertone
Stoner 2: What did you say I wasn't listening?
Stonertone by Kfozz May 20, 2013

Stonergized

When one smokes Marijuana and becomes creatively energized.
I took a couple tokes off that loud and it stonergized me.
Stonergized by princefkncharming August 19, 2016