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stoner boner 

an erection obtained for no reason other than the fact that the obtainee was too damn high
Look at Ronnie! He's so fuckin' high he's got a stoner boner!

stoner boner 

when you get really high and now you're horny and want to do the dirty
"come over babe i've got stoner boner
stoner boner by CoolCamryn44 May 27, 2019

Stoner Boner 

when you get a boner from smoking to much bud.
this is due to the fact that THC stimulates the hypothalamus which controls your drive to eat sleep and have sex thus
1)munchies
2)burned out tired feeling
3)stoner boner
mike was so high he popped a stoner boner right in class
Stoner Boner by Jeff G. kjugiu October 27, 2010

stoner boner 

when you hit some weed thats so damn good, you pop a boner
last night i smoked some weed that was so damn bomb, i poped a stoner boner straight through my pants!
stoner boner by killachronic August 28, 2005

Stoner boner 

When you are so high on drugs you get a boner on
A: "I was so high the other day I got a Stoner boner!"
B: "Did it hurt?"

stoner boner 

when someone who's high gets really horny •good vibe tribe•
(stoner boner)So one day we smokd & then we laid on the couch for awhile, then he took me to his room.I was sittin there & before I could react he grabd my ankles & yankd me down all in one motion so I was layin on my back & he got on top of me and startd kissin me.We startd to make out as his hands wanderd.He unhookd my bra & startd to feel my boobs undr my bra.He was startin to get hard & I could feel his boner through his sweat pants.He rippd my shirt off & startd kissin my neck. then I rolld over so I would be on top of him & I startd feelin up & down his muscular chest & chiseld abs.He took his shirt off as I movd down lowr to remove his sweat pants.I grippd his hard dick & startd to stroke him.Then I movd down & put his hard cock in my mouth & began to suck, hard.He moand as I put his cock deepr into my throat until he flippd me over so he would be on top again.He rippd my shorts off & startd fingerin me slowly & finally straddld me & enterd me.He startd thrustin, slowly then hardr & fastr.The whole bed was rockin back & forth as he thrustd himself deepr into me.Then he reachd down & startd rubbin my clit as he fuckd me.I screamd in pleasure & wrappd my legs around his waist.He never slowd his pace & kept fuckin me hardr as he movd my legs onto his shoulders & leand forward until my knees were on my chest & fuckd me until I cummd all over him.He put my legs back down & kept fuckin me until he cummd inside of me & collapsd on top of me, exhaustd.
stoner boner by kittykat88 June 24, 2014
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