boring ass school in chicago. theres literally no fights and when there is its boring asl. the gyms are nasty as fuck, touch that shit once and you got aids or some shit. the river at the back is basically filled with cum and std’s everywhere since everyone basically fucks there. the lunchroom is musty asf and if you actually sit there ur a fucking loser. like man at least go to the auditorium or something.

“yo what school u go to?”
“i go to von steuben”
“aw hell naw bruh 💀”

Von Steuben by 3inchdestroyer November 12, 2021

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Steubenville

A small town in Ohio that most people living here won't see the age of 60 because of the Dirty stinky shit filled air and a bunch of immature drunk assholes driving around at night.

If you wanna die early, be bored everyday for your whole life, sit in convenient parking lot or get drunk come to Steubenville.

Steubenville by victor brian December 24, 2004

Von Steuben

A (Chicago) school. It is full of mold. Messy education. Is not diverse in sports.

I don't go to Von Steuben.

Von Steuben by blanket rag man March 24, 2021

shitting in Steubenville

adding nothing of value to nowhere of any significance

He fancies himself an Instagram influencer, but he's just shitting in Steubenville

shitting in Steubenville by Spunky Spunk October 13, 2019

Steubenville

An economically depressed town in Ohio that unwittingly became the poster child of rape culture, underage drinking, football hero worship and bystander apathy. It is a place where crimes are covered up by parents, coaches, authorities meanwhile it gets posted on twitter, facebook and youtube. Later to get hacked and exposed by Anonymous. Even though the town fails at the game of life it wins big in high school football. In this town, teenage rape victims get blamed for the crime and receive death threats by other girls. Also, women reporters covering the news have been known to be rape apologists.

Josh: Did you hear about what happened in Steubenville bro?
Jake: Yeah that town is crazy, maybe they should change the name to Stupidville.

Steubenville by JoshorJake March 19, 2013

Steubenville

An old steel town on the Ohio river held up solely by Franciscan University. Many speculate that it's proximity to Pittsburgh will propel its growth, but the term 'steel valley' doesn't help much. Steuby, as know by locals, has many neighborhoods - i.e. Not-so-pleasant heights, "we're getting better"-LaBelle, and the middle class neighborhoods around Harding. The city also has the greatest schools and football teams in Ohio. For fun go to Robinson, not downtown.

-whatdaya think of that Steubenville place?
-not the best but the residents there love it oddly enough.

Steubenville by Zac Sike December 27, 2007

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026