stitting 

To stand and sit at the same time!

"What the hell is wrong with you?"
"Stitting."

stitting by Keeper of Memory Pepperochu December 18, 2004

Stitting 

When you sit on a pair of tits and take a shit.

Me and Stacy's mom decided to experiment in the bedroom and try stitting.

Stitting by PrinceTheyThem June 11, 2021

Sitting bitch

Sitting in the middle seat in the back of a car. Usually the unpopular persons spot, or the spot of the person who doesn't call shotgun or a window seat

James is the loser so he got stuck sitting bitch
As soon as the car was in sight everyone called shotgun or window seat so i got stuck sitting bitch

Sitting bitch by shlubster March 3, 2014

Shitting lava 

Highly acidic diarrhea resulting from spicy food or stomach upset.

GAAAWD, I am shitting lava after the Burrito buffet!

Shitting lava by I, Wreckerrr November 11, 2016

shitting Irish 

When you shit green turds.

I must have the flu I'm shitting Irish.

shitting Irish by jpg3 February 1, 2015

shitting like a goose 

The state of having extreme diarrhea. The art of peeing out of your asshole.

Boss: "Are you coming into work today, Bud?"
Joey: "I'm not going to make it today, Boss. I got ahold of some bad street tacos last night and I'm shitting like a goose this morning."

shitting like a goose by #1SMTX October 3, 2015

binge-shitting 

What naturally happens following binge-eating.

After a particularly intense and protracted eating episode, I passed out during the binge-shitting phase.

binge-shitting by Dr Bunnygirl March 7, 2018