Sarge should have known better than to task Zero with repairing the Camp Swampy soldier's worn uniforms; the end-result of said buck-toothed farmer-boy's zealous-but-clueless tailoring efforts was a totally chaotic stitchuation with said duds --- a tangled mess of lumpy/crooked seams, sewn-shut cuffs and collars, errantly-placed buttons, puckered/wrinkled/gapping sleeves, etc.
by QuacksO October 4, 2019