stitchuation 

A humiliating debacle resulting from a sewing-related issue.

Sarge should have known better than to task Zero with repairing the Camp Swampy soldier's worn uniforms; the end-result of said buck-toothed farmer-boy's zealous-but-clueless tailoring efforts was a totally chaotic stitchuation with said duds --- a tangled mess of lumpy/crooked seams, sewn-shut cuffs and collars, errantly-placed buttons, puckered/wrinkled/gapping sleeves, etc.

stitchuation by QuacksO October 4, 2019

sitchiation 

just slang for a bad situation ; a problem

"That girl is spreading rumors about me."
"We have a sitchiation."

sitchiation by tatpm May 6, 2008

Sketchuation

A sketchy situation.

Usually experienced on a Sunday (or sometimes Monday) it involves 2 main ingredients. Several people sketching from the night before, and a hightened level of drama.

William: "Did you just hear person A had sex with person B while his girlfriend was downstairs passed out?"

June: "Yeah, I'm staying clear of that Sketchuation"

Sketchuation by George W June 29, 2006

snatchuation 

The current state of one's relationship with a female.

How's it going with that one lady? What's your snatchuation?

snatchuation by lennyjackson November 18, 2011

snitchuation 

when somebody you know is about to spread all your business around town, or you just found out a rumor has started about you.

somebody said i farted in class today, i believe i have a snitchuation

snitchuation by soopasonik January 3, 2011

titchuation 

When you are staring at a girls tits or boobs for long periods of time and you doze out (day dream)

Guy 1: Hey where were you?

Guy 2: Sorry, I was in a "titchuation".

titchuation by x average joe x February 22, 2011

Smichuation

1. when an event or situation becomes too out of control, typically caused by a person or persons
2. zoe.

YOU ARE CAUSING WAY TO MANY SMICHUATIONS. you need to calm down.

This is turning into a huge smichuation.

Smichuation by Mclin December 23, 2008