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Stitched up: Being lied to or mistreated, being told something by someone and they do the opposite of what they told you.

Person A: I got Stitched up by my friends
Person B: How?
Person A: I invited loads of my friends over to my house and it's been an hour an they haven't shown up. So I asked them where they were and they'd invited loads more people to their house.

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I’ve stitched my bumhole up

My car has broken Down.

Lack of ability to drop the kids off at the pool.

John: Sorry I’m late, I’ve stitched my bumhole up.
Phil: Sorry what?
John: Yeah, I can’t even drop the kids off at the pool.

I’ve stitched my bumhole up by My car has broken down August 24, 2018

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switched up

when a person suddenly changes their behavior towards you for the worst.

Aw man, I used to fuck with her heavy but she switched up.

switched up by lightbrownsugar May 12, 2016

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Switched up

When someone fucks with you heavy then fuck with a enemy

Damn tony switched up on me for jackson

Switched up by uban dictionary 33 November 25, 2018

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switched up

When you used to be close with someone and now you're not because they're not who they try to appear to be.They've given you a reason to change up your whole attitude and perspective.You were friends with them and kind of low and now you've become your own and you're on top.

Kim K switched up after she left Paris Hilton's entourage.

switched up by Whatactuallyhappened August 5, 2016

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SWITCHED up

To be under the influence of alcohol, and to be high on marijuana.

Bro I’m so switched up right now

SWITCHED up by Cooonhunbttee March 28, 2019

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pooter-stitcher-upper

A slang for the line of skin that goes from the back of a man's ball sac to his butthole. Also known as the perenium.

He giggled with excitement as his lover licked down his pooter-stitcher-upper.

pooter-stitcher-upper by C.M.S. April 28, 2005

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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