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Mary: What is your favorite hobby?
Amanda: I am a stitcher, I like to cross stitch.
Stitcher by BlackKaliJa August 19, 2019
A stitcher is a word the boys use when someone going to suck a stitchy b and get sent west because they can’t hack the weed
Hew shay hew callum
What Jimmy
Come suck a stitcher boys

Sounds like a plan jimmy let’s go wickedy west
Stitcher by Pottsie-7 March 7, 2022
Male person who can't concentrate on his job and just keeps talking nonsense. Trying to draw attention from his co-workers by making animal sounds.
Sometimes can't control his feminine side, acting like a total gay (fag, homo).
You Stitch Bitch !!!
You Fucking Stitcher !!!!
Stop stitching you Fag !!!
Stitcher by EmasterD April 19, 2005

button stitcher

A lesbian who spends all her time giving other women clitoral orgasms
Sibling A: Why do her friends always moan and groan when they enter her bedroom?

Sibling B: I dunno, but maybe she's a button stitcher.
button stitcher by tory borty June 24, 2013

pooter-stitcher-upper 

A slang for the line of skin that goes from the back of a man's ball sac to his butthole. Also known as the perenium.
He giggled with excitement as his lover licked down his pooter-stitcher-upper.
pooter-stitcher-upper by C.M.S. April 28, 2005

switcheroo 

(noun) A maneuver which entails acquiring the original of something or someone even and replacing the original with a fake or a forgery.
Tina got ahold of her mom's entire bottle of narcotic painkillers. Knowing that her mother would never take any of them, Tina simply pulled the 'ol switcheroo and emptied the bottle of painkillers and substituted their absence with some kind of laxative pills that looked very similar. Tina was on her way to Junkie-dom.
switcheroo by Nikki Stixx May 23, 2019
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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