stissed 

The combination of "pissed" and "stonned" where you drink large amounts of alcohol combined with massive amounts of either weed or resine.

matt was absolutly "stissed"

stissed by Oliver Webster October 24, 2003

Suissed Up

The act of becoming completely intoxicated beyond human control, helplessly inebriated. Its one step beyond plastered, sauced, bombed, wasted, etc.

Lets start drinking early so we can get suissed up before getting to the bar.

Suissed Up by T - bone September 26, 2006

stussed 

highest form of drunkenness before experiencing alcohol poisoning

buzzed, tipsy, drunk, hammered, STUSSED

stussed by 2town April 7, 2008

suissed up

The act of being under the influence of any state alterign substance. Most often used specifically for low grade Mexican street heroin.

T.O. was so suissed up after doing those skin poppers that he tried to make out with a dude on the way to the hospital.

suissed up by Indiana Larry September 28, 2006

Swissed 

To get shot multiple times in which makes you look like "Swiss Cheese"

Thug1: Man my nigga got swissed yesterday.

Thug2: Damn, for real?

Thug1: Hell yeah that nigga gone.

Swissed by FlashyAdidas May 28, 2014

Swissed 

When a person or team suffers a loss during a sporting event due to terrible officiating.

Person A: Hey, did you win your game on sunday?

Person B: Hell no, I got Swissed!!

Swissed by David Puckett August 1, 2007

swissed 

The act of shitting yourself after eating too many Little Debbie Swiss Rolls.

I just ate two boxes of swiss rolls and I think I just swissed myself.

swissed by life_of_party March 8, 2009