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A sub-type of dank that has golden hairs and crystals. Formally named after Michael Phelps and his gold medals.
Man, I smoked up some Golden Phelps last night, and damn was I trippin'.
by life_of_party March 9, 2009
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The act of shitting yourself after eating too many Little Debbie Swiss Rolls.
I just ate two boxes of swiss rolls and I think I just swissed myself.
by life_of_party March 9, 2009
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