Definitions by life_of_party

Golden Phelps

A sub-type of dank that has golden hairs and crystals. Formally named after Michael Phelps and his gold medals.

Man, I smoked up some Golden Phelps last night, and damn was I trippin'.

The act of shitting yourself after eating too many Little Debbie Swiss Rolls.

I just ate two boxes of swiss rolls and I think I just swissed myself.