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To be so upset and pissed that you can not even handle yourself.
When ben pooped himself in class, the teacher was so snissed that she gave him his second ten day suspension.
snissed by Wolf Prime September 5, 2013
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Suissed Up

The act of becoming completely intoxicated beyond human control, helplessly inebriated. Its one step beyond plastered, sauced, bombed, wasted, etc.
Lets start drinking early so we can get suissed up before getting to the bar.
Suissed Up by T - bone September 26, 2006

suissed up

The act of being under the influence of any state alterign substance. Most often used specifically for low grade Mexican street heroin.
T.O. was so suissed up after doing those skin poppers that he tried to make out with a dude on the way to the hospital.
suissed up by Indiana Larry September 28, 2006
To get shot multiple times in which makes you look like "Swiss Cheese"
Thug1: Man my nigga got swissed yesterday.

Thug2: Damn, for real?

Thug1: Hell yeah that nigga gone.
Swissed by FlashyAdidas May 28, 2014
When a person or team suffers a loss during a sporting event due to terrible officiating.
Person A: Hey, did you win your game on sunday?

Person B: Hell no, I got Swissed!!
Swissed by David Puckett August 1, 2007
The act of shitting yourself after eating too many Little Debbie Swiss Rolls.
I just ate two boxes of swiss rolls and I think I just swissed myself.
swissed by life_of_party March 8, 2009
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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