stirf 

(Pronounced stir-fff) the slang term for stuff.

"What's with joey?"
"Oh he's been using that stirf again."

stirf by friendofthewiz February 14, 2015

Stiff Element 

A long lasting, iron hardened (stiff) penile erection (element), fortuitously triggered from aural/audio stimuli.

{Ca. 2008: Dr. Culvitude of Copenhagen was conducting a routine laboratory experiment on 45 male rats to determine the impacts of dopamine on emotional contentment, when he surreptitiously observed that 100% of the rat population developed reactionary priapisms from increased dopamine levels directly related to auditory stimulus. Culvitude concluded that musical vibes the 45 heard from harmonic choral & instrumental patterns pertaining to the song 'Upriser' from ''de-vice", incited Paraventricular neural synergy between the Gyrus, Putamen & Hypothalamus resulting in a bombardment of hormone laden blood flowing to the rats' Glans Penii. In lieu of his findings, Dr. Culvitude & his partner, Sir Michael Bonerman, coined the term "Stiff Element" and have utilized material from select musical acts: de-vice, Vibe 45, and S&C as a means to equip elderly males, such as Hambone and Chuck, with enigmatic erections, capable of busting through a wrought iron enforced cinder block wall.}

1. Chuck has been using his Stiff Element to exhibit superior carnal endurance, while at the same time wielding it as a weaponized instrument of aural dominance.

2. "Stiff Element is another way to characterize/describe a scandalously hard erection that lasts for a long time.", Sir Michael Bonerman (or Big B) explained to George and Kat during the medical conference at the Hawaiian Institute of Genitalogy.

Stiff Element by Charitable Disguise February 2, 2020

Stif Benitez 

The biggest like-whore on the internet. Posts demented pictures of dying children and disabled people with the sole mission of getting likes and subscriptions to make money. He is hated by many people on the internet who continually wage war against him and his barbaric pictures. He must be banned from the internet.

"Hey, did you see that picture of the child with Progeria on your news feed?"

"Yes, it was from that swaggot, Stif Benitez."

Stif Benitez by KiillZemAwll August 11, 2012

Stiff Chunk 

I manipulative, compulsive liar, rapist and racist white boy. Silence is violence and we won’t back down. We know your secret.

Did you hear about that harry silsbury stiff chunk? What a freak..

Stiff Chunk by AnonymousWeknow June 6, 2020

stiff peter 

a massive erection.

stiff peter is a pussy beater.

stiff peter by yoyobam March 3, 2018

Stiff peter 

To pin an opponent in a wrestling match

Wrestler : i'm next on mat 4 coach

Coach : ok, go out there and give him the " stiff peter " and finish on his back!

Wrestler : ok coach!!!

Stiff peter by XxxnastyJ February 7, 2020

Banging Down a Stiff Lucy 

This is when a female snorts a line of cocaine off of a males erect penis, then follows it with dropping acid off of his testicles.

"Dude Kiera is TOTALLY banging down a stiff lucy on Joey right now..."
"I'm... not quite sure what that means."

Banging Down a Stiff Lucy by TheKStreck September 21, 2012