A fucking monkey butthole who literally molests innocent children of his age with his very sexual glances towards them; as he sticks his pinky finger gently down their butthole they scream and it breaks his finger. He bites his lip as he strokes his penis saying: "I want that little boy for my van." It would've broken faster if he used his dick. His dick looks like a deformed child after being ruthlessly beaten with his chopsticks because that is the only way he won't crush his fucking tiny chode. He masturbates to child hentai and cries while he does it. His parents are fucking retarded and hope that spaghetti and pizza is the cure, he isn't fucking italian! Feed him some jewish boys and he'll be OK. He loves spaghetti so much; but he always FUCKING burns it, he could fucking burn milk with his cooking skills...

Literally thelegend72... The opposite of what you should be.

Girl: My mom says that there is a new boy coming to my school!
Boy: What's his name?
Girl: Angus Seifried.
Boy: If he wears a trench coat to school, run fast, run far. *Shoots himself*

angus seifried by pussyslayer69*420 February 7, 2017

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satisfried

A state of contentment encouraged by psychadelic drugs.

Eating shrooms at the Bjork show left me highly satisfried.

satisfried by GrantG July 7, 2007

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sigfried and roy

Tell a girl it's your fantasy to lay pipe from behind with her tits pressed up against a window. During the magic act, grab a handful of hair and force her nose into the glass, keeping her head straight and her face gazing stupidly out the window. Tell her you're gonna finish off balls deep in her ass and pull out giving her a brisk slap on the ass. Now instead of you putting your dick in her ass, have your buddy who was on stand by, jerking off in a dark corner of the room, violate her rubber cheerio and take your place. Then walk outside in front of the window and wave to her. How could one not be impressed by this magic trick?

sigfried and roy by Anonymous January 31, 2003

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seigfried

frank ocean's best song

seigfried is frank oceans best song

seigfried by AssDestroyer5000 April 22, 2023

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