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stipdick 

Someone who brags about having a 6 foot long dick, when they actually have a millimeter peter and don't want to disgrace every man in mother Russia. The best way to tell if someone is trying compensate for their tick tac is if they have a long staff. An example is any wizard from lord of the rings.
Gandalf is a real stipdick.
stipdick by Frodo Saggins September 12, 2017
(stoop-dick) n/adj.
1. Used to refer to someone who is stupid and also a dick.
2. Used to descibed a poorly thought-out choice made by someone who could also be called a stupdick.
3. Someone who is acting obnoxious/idiotic/annoying/stupid over a certain period of time.
1. "That guy is a major stupdick."
2. "Why would you play volleyball, Ben? That is such a stupdick idea."
3. "Quit being such a stupdick, Bryan. It's pissing me off!"
Stupdick by behemgansta October 18, 2008
It is a combination of the words septic and dick. It means to have shit on your dick. Possibly from butt-sex with a female and/or male. Or if someone has a fetish to get shit on their penis area.
In order to not get this girl pregnant, i fucked her in the ass. Now i have a sepdick.
sepdick by DarkSideG October 23, 2011
A person who imagines that their rejection of scientific theories supported by overwhelming amounts of evidence makes them a maverick genius, instead of the ignorant, irrational and incorrigible fool they really are.
"Wow, that Lord Monckton is a real Skepdick!"

"Creations scientists are a bunch of Skepdicks!"
Skepdick by Umlimo October 11, 2011
When a skeptic is displaying hypocrisy and expressing opinions as facts.
That guy was being a skepdick when he told me that Bigfoot can't exist because he hasn't seen one.
Skepdick by todd0329 April 9, 2019

stepdike 

Lesbian, Stud, or Dike stepping into a family as the farther figure or male role model in a situation
So are you the mom or the Stepdike in the relationship?
stepdike by Breezy151 August 20, 2023
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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