Stepdick 

A stepdad who is a totaly dick.

Bob: Do you think you can go to the party tonight?
Me: No my stupid Stepdick said I can't.
Bob: Awww man!

Stepdick by Mrs.Kitty292 July 20, 2011

stipdick 

Someone who brags about having a 6 foot long dick, when they actually have a millimeter peter and don't want to disgrace every man in mother Russia. The best way to tell if someone is trying compensate for their tick tac is if they have a long staff. An example is any wizard from lord of the rings.

Gandalf is a real stipdick.

stipdick by Frodo Saggins September 12, 2017

Stupdick

(stoop-dick) n/adj.
1. Used to refer to someone who is stupid and also a dick.
2. Used to descibed a poorly thought-out choice made by someone who could also be called a stupdick.
3. Someone who is acting obnoxious/idiotic/annoying/stupid over a certain period of time.

1. "That guy is a major stupdick."
2. "Why would you play volleyball, Ben? That is such a stupdick idea."
3. "Quit being such a stupdick, Bryan. It's pissing me off!"

Stupdick by behemgansta October 18, 2008

sepdick 

It is a combination of the words septic and dick. It means to have shit on your dick. Possibly from butt-sex with a female and/or male. Or if someone has a fetish to get shit on their penis area.

In order to not get this girl pregnant, i fucked her in the ass. Now i have a sepdick.

sepdick by DarkSideG October 23, 2011

Skepdick

A person who imagines that their rejection of scientific theories supported by overwhelming amounts of evidence makes them a maverick genius, instead of the ignorant, irrational and incorrigible fool they really are.

"Wow, that Lord Monckton is a real Skepdick!"

"Creations scientists are a bunch of Skepdicks!"

Skepdick by Umlimo October 11, 2011

Skepdick

When a skeptic is displaying hypocrisy and expressing opinions as facts.

That guy was being a skepdick when he told me that Bigfoot can't exist because he hasn't seen one.

Skepdick by todd0329 April 9, 2019

stepdike 

Lesbian, Stud, or Dike stepping into a family as the farther figure or male role model in a situation

So are you the mom or the Stepdike in the relationship?

stepdike by Breezy151 August 20, 2023