stimulexting

when you are texting someone to get some stimulation and titulation

I was stimulexting Matt last night becuase I was horny and no one else answered their phone

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Biscuits and stimulating conversation

Commonly known from a Harry Potter fanfiction, Potter, this means doing the frick frack, or sex.

"I spent my Christmas having biscuits and stimulating conversation."

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Simultaneously texting more than one person (in separate conversation threads).

I can't keep track of who's whom when I'm simultexting more than 3 people.

simultexting by smenjas September 17, 2013

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It was a stimulating day cuz I was thinking of fucking my girl

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A hot tub/ whirlpool that stimulates one’s genitals with the swirling water.

I was at a Hilton in Daytona and they had a stimulating whirlpool. It felt so good, I didn’t even need my hands.

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Buying one or more item(s) for over 100 dollars.
Going on a shopping spree and spending more than 200 dollars in the span of 24 hours.

Girl one: You really bought that TV and surround sound?
Girl two: Yeah, I was stimulating the economy on friday

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