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Sticky wank 

When you put hair gel in your hands and have a quick wank.
I was about to go out with the boys on a Friday night and was doing my hair with hair gel and fancied a sticky wank.
Sticky wank by Sticky wank October 6, 2020
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Wank stick 

A stick which is stuck to the side of one's cock using masking tape to keep it upright while erect
When one has problems with his cock(mark sharp)one needs to make a wank stick and attach it to their cock with masking tape (mark sharp) then one can wank properly without losing stiffness (mark sharp,mark sharp mark sharp,mark sharp mark sharp,mark sharp)
Wank stick by Bob March 26, 2005

wank stick 

wank stick by GODDAMMIT113 January 14, 2020

chocolate wanking sticks 

Using chocolate bars for sexual pleasure.
Deirdre twanged herself off to daytime tv with the help of chocolate wanking sticks.

dog wanking fuck stick 

a composite word designed to infer that someone is lower than a snakes balls.
now Bush,there's a dog wanking fuck stick
dog wanking fuck stick by pax September 18, 2003
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