radge

1- insufferable nippy little shites that are commonly found drinking in Edinburgh's "Lothian Road" and "Rose ST".

look at that wee radge bastard, he wants twatted

by pax September 15, 2003

spam castinettes

the female genitals.

"if music be the food of love......let me play your spam castinettes"

by Pax September 16, 2003

pishflaps

1-Scottish - Labia or pussy lips
2-Scottish - garbage talked by some people(mosylty in politics)

1- i went down on her and her pishflaps were tasty!
2- that fucker Blair just talks a load of pishflaps

by pax September 15, 2003

pork sword

the spam javelin, cok,nob,penis

"when i was a lad i was a cavalier amonst pork swordsmen!"

by pax September 18, 2003

chuff nugget

a piece of faecal material that makes a bid for freedom whenyou far.not a "full on foloow though", just a little nugget of crap in yer kaks

"just had a fart and lordy lord i got a chuff nugget in my breaches!"

by Pax September 16, 2003

dog wanking fuck stick

a composite word designed to infer that someone is lower than a snakes balls.

now Bush,there's a dog wanking fuck stick

by pax September 18, 2003

NAMBLA

Forget what everyone told you, it's not the "North American Marlon Brando Look-Alikes", it's really the National Association of Marlon Brando Look Alikes. You all need to watch that episode again.

Blacks unite to join NAMBLA!

by PaX March 13, 2005