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Stockhold Syndrome 

This occurs when you cant let go of a certain stock. Whether it soars to the moon or sinks to hell, a person with Stockhold Syndrome will never sell their shares.

Someone with Stockhold Syndrome could cut glass with their hands because they're made of diamonds.
Paperhanded Hedgefunds: lets sell all our shares, buy some shorts, and crash this stock's price! Maybe we'll crash the market too while we're at it!

Stockhold Syndrome sufferer: Huh.. I guess this stock is on sale now.. I better buy more and hold on to what I have.

Paperhanded Hedgefunds: Fuck! We need a bailout! We just lost billions to a bunch of apes with suffering from Stockhold Syndrome!

Stockhold Syndrome Sufferer: Wow, the stock price spiked!! Cool. I'm never selling.

StackGod 

The term originates from a discord community. It's a person who is typically 500lbs, gambles all day, loses, buys food to cope, rinse and repeat.
Dude, did u hear about Mike? He's still 600 pounds and just lost $7k gambling. Then he bought 70 big macs, what a StackGod.

stinkgood 

The cologne, perfume or scented body powder that you put on after a shower to smell good. cologne, body powder, perfume, deodorant, shower, bath, clean up
When I get out of the shower, I put on some special stinkgood to hopefully attract the ladies. Let me guess Tom, the Drakar Noir from the drug store?! Yep, it's awesome.
stinkgood by joecoolthefool May 27, 2016

Stockholder Syndrome 

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A condition in which develops in a poor person when they find a way to get money. Stockholder Syndrome is a condition that causes a person to turn into a crazed money whore
My coworker only got this job because of stockholder syndrome

stickrod 

the tiny drunk guys at the party who goes around giving lap dances and grabing girls crotch
stickrod what r u doing

what im just grinding her tits and feelin her crotch

oooo stickrod
stickrod by onetimeonly37 August 2, 2010

stockholders

People that run the United States and elect our Presidents.
When stockholders can't make enough money in there companies they elect a President to start a war.
stockholders by John albert Coffey September 14, 2008
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
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The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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