stewartist 

someone who quotes comedian Jon Stewart to whoever will listen whenever possible in an attempt to recruit more people to watch his show and/or view it as a holy book. Stewartism consists of a trinity, Jon Stewart as the one true God, Obama his prophet, and the holy ghost Stephen Colbert. Stewartists are known to be extremely liberal and to assume that others will appreciate their frequent references and quotations.

Darwin: I'm not an atheist: I'm a stewartist.

stewartist by lolitolduitwudbthere2morrow October 4, 2009

Stewartsville 

A small country town located in bumblefuck county, New Jersey (commonly referred to as Warren County). Nothing ever happens there so you might as well go to Washington Dunkin Donuts, Asbury, or Phillipsburg.

Henry: "wow did you see that UFO just land in the field over there?!"
me: "yeah right...this is Stewartsville."

Stewartsville by Heyyyyman March 12, 2011

Stewardiss 

When someone, whose job is in hospitality, has had enough of being nice and tells the customer what they really think.

Usually followed by grabbing a beer and exiting in dramatic fashion.

The crew member let a stewardiss rip over the cabin speaker system before grabbing a beer and exiting the plane.

Stewardiss by Flyn Hawaiin August 15, 2010

Stewarts whore 

An attention seeking whore from upstate New York that works at Stewarts Shops. They crave attention from married and taken men. Whether they themselves are married or not.

Who needs tinder, get yourself a Stewarts whore!?

Stewarts whore by JJJOBRAG November 8, 2017

Stewartstown Station 

The horrible stage of any long term relationship. When you stop having freaky experimental sex and start having boring middle-aged grown up sex. Usually highlighted by endless bouts of mind numbing missionary position.

Gabe and I are really excited about getting married, I just hope we don't move to Stewartstown Station.

Stewartstown Station by Mag-Num April 30, 2009

Stewarts Landing 

A small community on the awesome side of Ritchie Highway to Severna Park High School. It is a great place that is right on the Magothy and is a wonderful place to live. However, the neighborhood can have some sketchy neighbors. Home of the greatest halloween house before our beloved Mrs. Betty moved out. Also home to North and South Drive which on one side (the inner) is the ghetto place of severna park and the outside (the outside) is on the water and is home to rich snobs. Next to Berrywood community.

classic surburban town in the united states is a example of Stewarts Landing

Stewarts Landing by Descendent of Stewarts landing November 20, 2010

Stewartstown Welcome

When they actually let you finish

Jay: “They never let me finish”
Saul: “Oh, we just gotta give you a good Stewartstown Welcome.”

Stewartstown Welcome by The Jooner December 12, 2025