When you jizz in your hand during sex, then slap your partners face with it.

Also when you screw over your customers by never paying attention to the product you've created for them.

"That bitch was complaining about how quick I finished but I had pulled out and caught my wad - so I Antsports Steve'd her and she shut the hell up."

"Yea, then the commissioner added two Marc Bulgers and a playoff upgrade for the league during the final week. He totally Antsports Steve'd us."

AntSports Steve'd by CasDraW May 4, 2008

Related Words

steves'd • Stevens(d) • Steve D'd • Steve'd yourself • Steve’d it • Steve Dagg • Steve Dahl • steve dangle • Steve Dash • steve davis

Antsports Steve'd

When you jizz in your hand at climax during sex, then slap your partners face with it.

Also when you screw over your customers by never paying attention to the product you've created for them.

Antsports Steve'd by CasDraW May 1, 2008

Steve'd

When a person or events conspire to create havok with your best laid plans. To ensure a dramatic failure with negative and often dire consequence.

Person 1: I was on my way to lunch yesterday when I got Steve'd!!

Person 2: Oh no, really?
Person 1: Yes way! I got a call on my phone, and not only did my lunch date cancel on me, but the prick made me turn around and come into a last minute meeting

Steve'd by Steve Danaher April 20, 2010

Steve'd yourself

When you're eating while wearing a white shirt and you spill food on your shirt.

Watching a buddy eat spaghetti as it falls off his fork and lands on his white shirt. "Dude, you just Steve'd yourself."

Steve'd yourself by SubsurfaceShrek June 22, 2020

Steve'd

Another word for PWND/OWND, BURNED, SERVED or any variations there of.

In reference to Steven Jobs and what they used to say when he would fire then out of anger back in 1997 when he rejoined apple.

"OW You kicked me in the nads!"
"YOU JUST GOT STEVE'D"

Steve'd by Mao January 1, 2008

Steve'd

When your best friend is helping his elderly father with chores in the harsh prairie winter and he asks you to keep his lonely farm wife company until he returns and you go over and fuck her.
Your best friend then proceeds to kill himself within the next hours, by going outside and freezing to death when he finds you in bed with his wife.

"Where's Paul?"
"Dead. I totally Steve'd his wife last week."

Steve'd by Jordie LaForge March 2, 2008

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026