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Subhuman Resources 

That which passes for Human Resources, the corporate repository for people too feckless, indolent and dull-witted to survive by eating out of dumpsters. Circumventing the certain risk to production, process or profit these fools represent, Subhuman Resources serves the double purpose of barring such incompetents from mucking up the works by turning them loose to harry the employees who actually do contribute to company success.

Famously sexless, humorless and brainless, this office also serves to repel rodents if, ironically, by employing them.
When April was caught stealing employee lunch boxes they promoted her to Subhuman Resources
Subhuman Resources by lexicali slim September 8, 2010
Related Words
stbhu subhumans STHU STBU stbh Subhub stfhu sthub sthup stphu
You have no arms? STBU!
STBU by duggie December 12, 2003
The most epic saying, shut the heck up, when you play on a christian server and have to roast the epic 9 year olds and destroying libtards
STHU by RedDemon01 May 23, 2019
Customer 1; Wearing that hat and glove makes you look unprofessional.

Saints; SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!!!! AND GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!!!
STHU by Saints August 12, 2004
The magical place where scalping pieces of shit venture to sell their unethically acquired concert tickets at prices even Donald Trump would scoff at.
Penny: "Hey did you get those Arcade Fire tickets?"
Joe: "No, but there's already 117 tickets on StubHub and the cheapest one is $198. CUNTS."
StubHub by idontusejelly May 9, 2011
sthu stands for ''shut the hell up'' and it's another word to tell someone to be quiet.
sibling 1: *being irritable*
sibling 2: ''sthu you're so annoying ugh!''

hope this helps! :)
sthu by ih8myself April 2, 2021