stayziona 

Stayziona is a girl who understands people and their problems. She is beautiful and smart. Stayziona has the hottest boyfriend in school and is a star at what she does.

"Have you seen that Stayziona girl, she is girlfriend material "

stayziona by Stayziona March 27, 2017

Stationary starvation 

A restaurant where no one gets fed and the employee turnover is higher than anywhere else. Instead of A Moveable Feast Natural Cafe' and health store.

Stationary starvation is the worst restaurant I have ever been to. Service is so bad.

Stationary starvation by PWS27 April 8, 2017

Staytionship

The cohabitation of two people after a break-up. This dynamic often requires a comfortable sofa, extra pillows, awkward eye contact, and multiple Snuggies.

After a date: I had a great time tonight, but I can't invite you up. I broke up with my boyfriend a month ago, but we have an ongoing staytionship. We are seeing it through the last month of our lease. Plus, we can't compromise on a custody schedule for Herman, our puggle.

Staytionship by Dinkle8 August 7, 2010

Stationary bike potato

Person who watches television while working out at home on a stationary bike, on the base of a rating system in which tv shows get labeled as "worth watching from the couch" or "can totally be seen during exercise".

The tv shows belonging to this last category are watched just to keep track of the story while waiting for the occasional good episode that justifies remaining attached to a series that outrunned it's original concept, or for that one-per-episode cool computer graphic effect. They can be followed just fine by listening and looking at the screen every 5 seconds or so. In the case of movies, they usually are cheap B movies often downloaded from the internet or rented by mistake.

The key concept of this activity is multitasking, originating from the fact that:
a) one has not enough couch-time to watch tv from a sitting position
b) one lacks the determination to stay put and watch a now boring show just to see how it ends
c) one wants something to distract him from the pains of fat-burning.

See also: treadmill potato, elliptical potato.

Tim: John, long time no see! Did you lose weight?

John: I really needed to free some space on my TiVo, so i stationary bike potato'ed my way through the last season of Prison break and Heroes.
--
Michael: Well, time to go, i need to burn some fat.
Ryan: The office is on tonight, are you gonna watch it while you exercise?
Michael: Hey, i might be a stationary bike potato, but The office will *always* get some couch time from me.

Stationary bike potato by keichix November 1, 2009

stayinability 

Being able to move from one sexual position to another without penis withdrawal.

He has great stayinability.

stayinability by Sledgehammer February 28, 2015

The Stationary Stan 

Instead of a regular handjob in which the woman does the work, she will simply hold her hand out while the man does a thrusting motion into it. Like a backwards handjob.

"Dude, I tried out the Stationary Stan the other day. It was more work for me but it felt awesome!"

The Stationary Stan by Conmad25 February 19, 2009

stallionaire 

Two whack ass niggas that think being on a reality show will jump-start their rapping career.

Crappy TV Watcher: Yo man, you see the Stallionaires last night?

Normal Person: What the fuck are you talking about?

stallionaire by GoobNasty October 6, 2008