stavagmites
No way! She has stavagmites!
stavagmites by lumberz December 6, 2010
Words you can keep
Candarian stalagmite
A turd dilivered from a human anoose inside of a cave that stands proud and erect rising from the cave floor pointing towards the ceiling. The Candarian stalagmite has a remarkable resemblance to a regular stelagmite.
It is good fun to drop a Candarian stalagmite and have it discovered and examined by unsuspecting spelunkers.
Candarian stalagmite by Puppychup August 8, 2019
Stalagmite
Stalagmite by Lucky Is Sucky April 22, 2011
stalagmite
The act of ruining a joke, or being not funny. (To replace the awkward silence after someone kills a joke).
After Pat tried to add on to a joke with a dumb comment, instead leaving an awkward silence we said to him "Stalagmite". (Which indicates all are in consensus that he is done talking and should stop before he looks even more dumb)
stalagmite by The origional Pat May 14, 2006
sweatpant stalagmite
A brownish stain formed on the front of a pair of mens' sweatpants, caused by accumulated drips of urine through geologic history.
sweatpant stalagmite by Tom&Nic April 18, 2008
vaginal stalagmites/stalactites
vaginal stalagmites/stalactites by bal_zak March 8, 2010
stalagmite pussy
stalagmite pussy by Glenevere April 20, 2009
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