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Statecist 

An induvidual, usually from Perth, who displays aggressive prejudice toward any state that is not their home state.
She can be quite a Statecist when she compares SA to WA.
Statecist by MyStateisBetter July 29, 2020

Statecist 

prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism by an individual, community, or institution against a person or people on the basis of their membership to other states than the one they are vacationing in or residing in.
Jacob seems to get really aggravated when he sees different states license plates. I think he's becoming statecist.
Statecist by Crobx2 August 23, 2023

AP Statistics 

A class taken by many high school students to avoid taking Calculus. Little do they know, it's merely the unaborted result of a drunken one night stand between Math and English that inherited the ugly traits from both of it's parents. This little shit is deceptive. Students will enter the class with high hopes, but as the year progresses they slowly tumble into the black pit of never ending despair and existential dread as they realize that nothing can save them from the void of misery that is the approaching AP Exam.
Student 1: I'm going to avoid taking Calculus by taking AP Statistics.

Student 2: Good luck, fam. I'll pray for you.
AP Statistics by I_dont_like_sand_ November 9, 2016

Statheist 

One who worships the state. This person may not be fully aware that they see the state as their God, but in every action they take they perform the same rituals as religious organizations. From mindlessly chanting(the pledge of allegiance) to the attribution of supernatural phenomena(taking money from some people to give it to others will somehow make us all richer) and even direct contradictions in their own personal beliefs(theft is wrong if done by an individual, but is somehow okay if done by the state through taxes).
Statheist: Taxation isn't theft, it's the price we pay for civilization.

Non-statheist: If your definition of civilization includes rampant theft, I want no part of it.
Statheist by Jopa16 October 11, 2013

Ferrari Strategists

The most useless people on the planet. They must be a disgrace to their parents.
What happened to the Ferrari strategy the flip are the Ferrari Strategists doing why are they using the hards.

“Whata mistake of da maker”

statesticles 

Statistics relating to the testicles or the male genitalia area in general. Also a fun word to say around your friends.
We need to find more statesticles before we can diagnose his genitalia problem.