standcist

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hush is a standcist?

standcist by not flint July 14, 2019

The Standish 

A Threesome between LapDog, Standish, and Alfredo, where LapDog fills a pool of semen in Standish's nose. Once the nasal cavity is filled, you seal it and shake it up like your average martini. Next, pour it into alfredo's mouth and gargle, swish, and swallow. Lastly, finger Alfredo's uvula until regurgitation and place it in a cup for Standish to enjoy as an afternoon refreshment.

The Standish- A threesome between a Jew, a Ho, and a Duck Boy
Do you even Standish?
She got so Standished last night.

The Standish by flopoched June 3, 2015

Sandwista 

n. a person employed to make sandwiches - derived from a combination of sandwich and barista

alt. sandwichista

I was explaining my topping choices when the sandwista suddenly sneezed into the bell peppers.

That was the greatest sandwich ever, I'm totally going to keep an eye out for the same sandwichista the next time I buy one.

Sandwista by Anthony Sheppard June 12, 2011

Standito 

A variation of the popular phrase "standard", meaning "fair" or "average". (Apparently) It is spanish for standard.

Will: Enjoy the party?
Jimmy: Standito
Will: What does that mean?
Jimmy: It's spanish for standard.
Will: Fair one on your behalf!

Standito by Libertin0 January 24, 2011

Standcest 

using your own stand to have sex; next level masterbation.

Standcest example:

Person 1: "Go fuck yourself"
Person 2 (a stand user): "haha b e t"

Standcest by Cocaboi December 20, 2020

sandcastle complex 

When you feel compelled to destroy something you have built up. (i'm sure there's some technical term for it)

Like, when you go to the beach and you build a sandcastle. The best part about building a sandcastle is jumping on it and watching in sink into the sea.

-Celia grew her nails and then bit them all off! Boy did it feel good.
-Mary grew her hair really really long then cut it all off! She was so happy.
-Janice wrote an entire novel on paper then threw it in the fire. What a laugh.

All these people are enjoying the sandcastle complex.

sandcastle complex by CeliaMay December 28, 2005

dirty sandcastle 

When you are on the beach with your lover and decide to build a sandcastle and put your penis through the tower windows and proceed to f**k her but just before you ejaculate, you pull out and release your sperm on the highest tower of the castle and let it ooze down.

Jack: Hey man, me and Sasha just got back from the beach.
Larry: Cool did you do it?
Jack: Do What
Larry: The dirty sandcastle

Jack:Oh yeah I did. I ended up flooding the moat and destroying the draw bridge.
Larry: Wow that's crazy

dirty sandcastle by ShadyPingu March 21, 2015