A Threesome between LapDog, Standish, and Alfredo, where LapDog fills a pool of semen in Standish's nose. Once the nasal cavity is filled, you seal it and shake it up like your average martini. Next, pour it into alfredo's mouth and gargle, swish, and swallow. Lastly, finger Alfredo's uvula until regurgitation and place it in a cup for Standish to enjoy as an afternoon refreshment.
The Standish- A threesome between a Jew, a Ho, and a Duck Boy
Do you even Standish?
She got so Standished last night.
Do you even Standish?
She got so Standished last night.
by flopoched June 3, 2015
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n. a person employed to make sandwiches - derived from a combination of sandwich and barista
alt. sandwichista
alt. sandwichista
I was explaining my topping choices when the sandwista suddenly sneezed into the bell peppers.
That was the greatest sandwich ever, I'm totally going to keep an eye out for the same sandwichista the next time I buy one.
That was the greatest sandwich ever, I'm totally going to keep an eye out for the same sandwichista the next time I buy one.
by Anthony Sheppard June 12, 2011
Get the Sandwista mug.A variation of the popular phrase "standard", meaning "fair" or "average". (Apparently) It is spanish for standard.
Will: Enjoy the party?
Jimmy: Standito
Will: What does that mean?
Jimmy: It's spanish for standard.
Will: Fair one on your behalf!
Jimmy: Standito
Will: What does that mean?
Jimmy: It's spanish for standard.
Will: Fair one on your behalf!
by Libertin0 January 24, 2011
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Get the Standcest mug.When you feel compelled to destroy something you have built up. (i'm sure there's some technical term for it)
Like, when you go to the beach and you build a sandcastle. The best part about building a sandcastle is jumping on it and watching in sink into the sea.
Like, when you go to the beach and you build a sandcastle. The best part about building a sandcastle is jumping on it and watching in sink into the sea.
-Celia grew her nails and then bit them all off! Boy did it feel good.
-Mary grew her hair really really long then cut it all off! She was so happy.
-Janice wrote an entire novel on paper then threw it in the fire. What a laugh.
All these people are enjoying the sandcastle complex.
-Mary grew her hair really really long then cut it all off! She was so happy.
-Janice wrote an entire novel on paper then threw it in the fire. What a laugh.
All these people are enjoying the sandcastle complex.
by CeliaMay December 28, 2005
Get the sandcastle complex mug.When you are on the beach with your lover and decide to build a sandcastle and put your penis through the tower windows and proceed to f**k her but just before you ejaculate, you pull out and release your sperm on the highest tower of the castle and let it ooze down.
Jack: Hey man, me and Sasha just got back from the beach.
Larry: Cool did you do it?
Jack: Do What
Larry: The dirty sandcastle
Jack:Oh yeah I did. I ended up flooding the moat and destroying the draw bridge.
Larry: Wow that's crazy
Larry: Cool did you do it?
Jack: Do What
Larry: The dirty sandcastle
Jack:Oh yeah I did. I ended up flooding the moat and destroying the draw bridge.
Larry: Wow that's crazy
by ShadyPingu March 21, 2015
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