stateist

a person or a state that is discriminatory against another state they don’t care for. Becoming popular with corona going around; states are stopping certain states when they see their license plates.

I can’t believe Rhode Island is being so stateist by stopping every NY, NJ, and CT plate they see at the border.

by pink puffy penguin May 10, 2020

Stateist

An individual or group of persons, being insulting to those who live in another state. The term is only used in countries made up of states. In Australia generally speaking most stateist comments are made:

NSW stateist to VIC
VIC stateist to SA
QLD stateist to NSW
SA stateist to VIC
NT* stateist to VIC & NSW
WA stateist to QLD, NSW, ACT*, VIC
TAS stateist to NSW & VIC
QLD, NSW, ACT*, SA, VIC, WA & NT* stateist to TAS

* (NT & ACT are not states however when they offend it is territoryist considered the same).

"What the hell? Why does all of Wagga Wagga sell Carlton beer, watch gayFL (AFL) and eat potato cakes? Its NSW, they should drink Tooheys, watch NRL and eat potato scallops!"

"Your stateist! People in Wagga Wagga are very Victorian!"

by dkdkdkdkdkdkdkdkdkdkdkdk March 27, 2010

stateist

Being 'racist' against other states.

1. "Don't be stateist, Texas isn't so bad, just because of who's running the country."

by sillychica44 February 4, 2008

stateist

An American who thinks his state is better than any other one.

God, those Massholes keep fucking up New Hampshire by buying all the lake property and driving like retards. I'm such a stateist.

by Aqua_Mann March 23, 2008

Stateist

To be racist to a state by either human, mammal, clouds, and or/ other animal race.

R: Those clouds were being racistt! Whyy does they have to show up in Washington and not Cali?!

C: Naw , they weren't being racist... being stateist right there .

by DoesAnyBodyKnow? August 14, 2009

AP Statistics

A class taken by many high school students to avoid taking Calculus. Little do they know, it's merely the unaborted result of a drunken one night stand between Math and English that inherited the ugly traits from both of it's parents. This little shit is deceptive. Students will enter the class with high hopes, but as the year progresses they slowly tumble into the black pit of never ending despair and existential dread as they realize that nothing can save them from the void of misery that is the approaching AP Exam.

Student 1: I'm going to avoid taking Calculus by taking AP Statistics.

Student 2: Good luck, fam. I'll pray for you.

by I_dont_like_sand_ November 9, 2016

Statheist

One who worships the state. This person may not be fully aware that they see the state as their God, but in every action they take they perform the same rituals as religious organizations. From mindlessly chanting(the pledge of allegiance) to the attribution of supernatural phenomena(taking money from some people to give it to others will somehow make us all richer) and even direct contradictions in their own personal beliefs(theft is wrong if done by an individual, but is somehow okay if done by the state through taxes).

Statheist: Taxation isn't theft, it's the price we pay for civilization.

Non-statheist: If your definition of civilization includes rampant theft, I want no part of it.

by Jopa16 October 11, 2013