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Statesist 

When someone disrespects someone else, either verbally or physically, just because they are from another state. Usually has to deal with northern states vs. southern states, like in the Civil War. Or if the person doing the disrespecting is from Texas.
Texan: I hate Pennsylvanians. Them and their damned ketchup. (Heinz Ketchup originated from Pennsylvania)

Pennsylvanian: Don't be a statesist, dude. Hate isn't kool.

Texan: Screw you.
Statesist by pr1nn13s September 16, 2009
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Statesist 

prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism by an individual, community, or institution against a person or people on the basis of their membership to other states than the one they are vacationing in or residing in.
I noticed when Jacob sees anouther car in traffic with anouther states license plate he gets quite aggravated. I think he's becoming "statesist".
Statesist by Crobx2 August 23, 2023

AP Statistics 

A class taken by many high school students to avoid taking Calculus. Little do they know, it's merely the unaborted result of a drunken one night stand between Math and English that inherited the ugly traits from both of it's parents. This little shit is deceptive. Students will enter the class with high hopes, but as the year progresses they slowly tumble into the black pit of never ending despair and existential dread as they realize that nothing can save them from the void of misery that is the approaching AP Exam.
Student 1: I'm going to avoid taking Calculus by taking AP Statistics.

Student 2: Good luck, fam. I'll pray for you.
AP Statistics by I_dont_like_sand_ November 9, 2016

Statheist 

One who worships the state. This person may not be fully aware that they see the state as their God, but in every action they take they perform the same rituals as religious organizations. From mindlessly chanting(the pledge of allegiance) to the attribution of supernatural phenomena(taking money from some people to give it to others will somehow make us all richer) and even direct contradictions in their own personal beliefs(theft is wrong if done by an individual, but is somehow okay if done by the state through taxes).
Statheist: Taxation isn't theft, it's the price we pay for civilization.

Non-statheist: If your definition of civilization includes rampant theft, I want no part of it.
Statheist by Jopa16 October 11, 2013

Ferrari Strategists

The most useless people on the planet. They must be a disgrace to their parents.
What happened to the Ferrari strategy the flip are the Ferrari Strategists doing why are they using the hards.

“Whata mistake of da maker

AP Statistics 

The class that uninformed students take in attempt to avoid AP Calculus.
Students begin the year with high hopes, learning about simple probability distributions and elementary data calculations. Around the time the "oh, I don't need to try in this class" attitude sets in, the course picks up and students are slammed with the first difficult concept of the course: Proprties of Linear Regression. While many students can handle this unit, many fall behind and begin contemplating suicide. As the class progresses into Experimental Design and probability models, students are overwhelmed with continuous stress and tears. The concepts are too abstract and students may begin feeling as though the work is pointless. Around this time, they give up.
Shortly after the giving up phase, the class takes a turn to the topic of Inference, which no one actually knows anything about because everyone's sleeping. Confidence Intervals and T-Tests are emphasized. The dreaded Chi-Square tests end the course before the halting AP Exam, and the students are pounded with THE most difficult and grueling AP Examination offered and again get a final taste of how hopeless they really are. After the AP Exam, AP Stats students generally fall to become depressed because this class has quite frankly screwed up their minds. They begin noticing flaws in data all around the world and can't fathom exactly WHY they care.. they have been brainwashed by the one, and the only.. AP Stats.
Jake: Hey dude why are you so down?

Ryan: I just got out of AP Statistics class. Today we did Confidence Intervals for the difference of two proportions and my mind's in a whirl and I can't stop thinking about how my suicide will effect the standard deviation of the US life expectancy.. And the spread of the districution will become skewed right and...

Jake: (interrupts) .....
AP Statistics by MoonWonder May 19, 2010

statesism 

The act of stereotyping another state.
If you say all Wisconsinites are farmers, that is considered statesism.
statesism by JustinBG February 17, 2015