skateist

A member of the religion: skateism; one who believes in the power of thier skateboard.

Before you go pro I must first become a skatist.

skateist by PaulJar the Pornostar November 30, 2003

Skatist 

Anyone who hates the skateboarding community out of stereotypes and bigotry. Usually either a Narc (Yard duty, law enforcement, fuzz) or a (hate to label) prep, Gangsta, or in general any narrow-minded person who doesn't understand the hardships or rich culture of the skateboarding community.

I have actually heard stoner and skater being tossed around as insults.

They just don't understand the only thing Skateboarding has in common with smoking is we both do what we love which is more than most people can say.

A few people i know: Ugh I hate skateboarders!

ME (only humoring them because I know that they're bigots): oh, and why is that?

AFPIK: Because they are idiots/wear girl pants/are all the same

Me: Bigot. You wouldn't understand even if I explained it to you. In a nutshell, it would flood your narrow understanding of the world. You damn skatist. How would you like it if I said American Eagle was gay? Well, its no secret.

AFPIK:... Damn

Skatist by ratm rat March 19, 2007

stateist 

a person or a state that is discriminatory against another state they don’t care for. Becoming popular with corona going around; states are stopping certain states when they see their license plates.

I can’t believe Rhode Island is being so stateist by stopping every NY, NJ, and CT plate they see at the border.

stateist by pink puffy penguin May 10, 2020

skateism

1. The religion where, since there is no god, your skateboard becomes your god, and will bend at your will. To become a skateist you must put all of your efforts into skateboarding, devote your life to pissing off pedestrians, comitting vandalism and tresspassing, and beating the crap out of roller bladers and bikers. Also known as skateology and skateianity.

"Skateboarding is my life, so therefor I commit my servence to my skateboard and will never give up on it."

"You are now a skateist of the all powerful skateism. Let me bless your skateboard with my holy urine."

skateism by PaulJar the Pornostar November 22, 2003

skatester 

A mix of a skater and hipster. Someone who would ride a board over a fixie, wear jon lennon glasses over buddy holly glasses, and probably own a pair of Dylan Ryder's signature shoes.

"Have you seen that modern, anti mainstream skater with the oxford sneakers and skinny jeans?"
"You mean Dylan Reider? Chyea, what a skatester."

skatester by rex98 April 28, 2014

Stateist 

An individual or group of persons, being insulting to those who live in another state. The term is only used in countries made up of states. In Australia generally speaking most stateist comments are made:

NSW stateist to VIC
VIC stateist to SA
QLD stateist to NSW
SA stateist to VIC
NT* stateist to VIC & NSW
WA stateist to QLD, NSW, ACT*, VIC
TAS stateist to NSW & VIC
QLD, NSW, ACT*, SA, VIC, WA & NT* stateist to TAS

* (NT & ACT are not states however when they offend it is territoryist considered the same).

"What the hell? Why does all of Wagga Wagga sell Carlton beer, watch gayFL (AFL) and eat potato cakes? Its NSW, they should drink Tooheys, watch NRL and eat potato scallops!"

"Your stateist! People in Wagga Wagga are very Victorian!"

Stateist by dkdkdkdkdkdkdkdkdkdkdkdk March 27, 2010

stateist 

Being 'racist' against other states.

1. "Don't be stateist, Texas isn't so bad, just because of who's running the country."

stateist by sillychica44 February 4, 2008