statecation 

spending vacation around the home state

My family and I enjoyed our statecation and discovered beatuiful and amazing things around the state.

statecation by This Guy V2G October 30, 2010

Relation Staycation 

When you are so pissed at your significant other that you do everything you can to ignore them for a week or longer, but you are too damn lazy to leave or move out. (It's like a twenty four hour ice, but longer.)

After working all damn day and doing the dishes after dinner, my lazy-ass old woman bitched at me for not cleaning the fucking spoon rest. So I took a week long relation staycation. I fucking hate moving.

Relation Staycation by CXR February 16, 2015

staycation

A vacation that is spent at one's home enjoying all that home and one's home environs have to offer.

Even though I live and work in New York, I don't always get to enjoy all it has to offer, what with my work commitments, but I sure did have an awesome time here during my spring staycation.

staycation by SVS September 14, 2008

Staycation

A reprieve from daily activities of work and chores; taking personal time for more important pieces of life... such as anal sex, the rusty trombone, and rewarding your significant other for getting you flowers with ridiculous sexual favors.

Thanks for sending those flowers to work to show people I am loved, lets take a staycation so you can tear my ass apart.

This Friday was my last day of work before my staycation, so I stopped by Walgreen's to buy a 12 pack of personal lubricant.

Staycation by JRockdown June 30, 2011

spacecation 

A vacation out to space. Available to those even without the required training of an astronaut.

"I'd love to go on a Spacecation..."
"If it were me, I'd probably go to Mars!"

spacecation by Mel-Woody October 26, 2009

shamecation 

A vacation from a friend, activity, or location (e.g. bar, restaurant) due to committing a shame-inducing transgression (e.g. 86'd from a bar, making out with a friend's spouse). Typically lasts until one apologizes/settles the lawsuit to/with the aggrieved party.

Stan went on a shamecation from hanging out with Kyle after getting inappropriately drunk at his wife's birthday party and being thrown out of the restaurant for arguing with the Asian manager.

shamecation by Are2Dee2 September 29, 2014

Stalkcation 

Noun; A long distance stalking vacation timed around the location of a former lover, celebrity crush, or relationship undefined worthy of creeping on.

Verb; The act of stalking on vacation where the purpose of the vacation is the act of stalking.

I peeped her insta and she all up in the 4seasons. so I banged out some PTO for a stalkcation AND

DAYUM! seeing that ass real time is legit! When i get home, I can't wait to make a pillow case out of her pool towel.

Me: What you doing this weekend dude? More Excel data inputting?
Tom: Nahh Man. I'll be Stalkcationing your sister.
Me: Which one?
Tom: The one that the beans and rice didn't miss her.
Me: Dude, she got glandular problems.

Stalkcation by kungfumermaid March 28, 2016