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starwanker
Anyone who is suspected of fapping to the concept of a robot or space alien coming on to a human or vice-versa in a science fiction movie, anime, or series - no matter how little is seen in it. Their obsession in this fantasy is so deep that they hold little to no attraction to woman in the real world even those that attempt to make advances on them.
"Do you think Richard has that latest Anime, "Crystal Heart" about the robot girl making out with its creator ?"
"You know it. He's such a starwanker."
"You know it. He's such a starwanker."
starwanker by dw8177 June 20, 2017
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starwang • sarwang • startangle • starwagon • Starwank • starwargasm • Sarwangini • Starbanger • starwanker • starwanking
Starbanger
A Starbanger is a unusually attractive Barista at Starbucks making your drink. It is often the reason to frequently drink coffee.
"Wanna go to bucko's?"
"Sure. Which one you wanna go to?"
"Let's go to the one on 4th and Franklin St."
"Yeaaaaa, Starbangers there for sure!"
"Sure. Which one you wanna go to?"
"Let's go to the one on 4th and Franklin St."
"Yeaaaaa, Starbangers there for sure!"
Starbanger by Sepat & Whipple May 10, 2009
Sarvangi or Sarwangi
Sarvangi or Sarwangi by Smartypants987456 April 10, 2019
Starwank
Greg stepped out for a night walk, but was so taken by the splendour of the stars, that he engaged in a session of self pleasure and quiet reflection - a starwank.
Starwank by Galaxyhand April 27, 2017
Word of the Day on May 15, 2017
starwargasm
an intense moment of joy brought about from something related to star wars, such as watching the brand-new trailer for the upcoming star wars movie. see also: geekgasm
starwargasm by bleep May 13, 2005
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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