Starwank 

The act of pleasing oneself while focusing intently on the night sky.

Greg stepped out for a night walk, but was so taken by the splendour of the stars, that he engaged in a session of self pleasure and quiet reflection - a starwank.

Starwank by Galaxyhand April 27, 2017

starwank 

1. The act of pleasing one's self or another person extremely well.

2. The act of pleasing one's self to thoughts of a celebrity, or pleasing the celebrity.

Hey, did you starwank the actress in the movie last night?

No, I just had a starwank at home. It was phenomenal.

starwank by GLT75 May 17, 2017

The Original Starwalker

The Original Starwalker

These birds are pissing me off
I am the original Starwalker

The Original Starwalker by ccunit October 17, 2021

starwanker 

Anyone who is suspected of fapping to the concept of a robot or space alien coming on to a human or vice-versa in a science fiction movie, anime, or series - no matter how little is seen in it. Their obsession in this fantasy is so deep that they hold little to no attraction to woman in the real world even those that attempt to make advances on them.

"Do you think Richard has that latest Anime, "Crystal Heart" about the robot girl making out with its creator ?"
"You know it. He's such a starwanker."

starwanker by dw8177 June 20, 2017

StarBank school 

Most shitest school in brum,they students are mainly Asian who think they’re on job but are little faggits who think there hard and you don’t learn shit and the teachers suck each other off in the offices

Starbank school Girl:Was skwl ded today

Boy:I seen mr ray sucking of that old teacher in the office

Girl: say wallah

StarBank school by LikkleYS December 15, 2018

The Original Starwalker

the original

Yo is that the original starwalker??????

The Original Starwalker by Mirko(lovesHallvard) November 9, 2021

Starbank school 

Mans back at it again with the mental institution schools innit, starbank puddiship academy honestly i have just pure hatred for this shithole fucking prison of a school if u go here suck yur nan still her balloons crumble everyone whos been here and left in yr 11 left with severe and crippling depression and has to be put on 'self-die' watch at all times, again go suck ur nan if u go here little nitty pussy eaters go here especially the year 10's who will be working at big fish for the rest of their lives.

Starbank= the pussyo central of the world id love to shit on the headtechers head

starbank school, most clapped school in brum were allda pussyos who thing der bad n on job go, u go der?
yh fam its peak
stfu suck ur nan *proceeds to shing the pussyo*
AHHH FAM WHA U DOIN BLUD
u go sb innit ur an opp suck ur nan

*dies*

Starbank school by real.chow101 April 19, 2023