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stareilize

Refers to someone's giving you a long piercing gaze which renders you unable to father children. Often utilized by the super-protective father of a girl you're dating who wants to ensure that "nobody will be calling HIM 'Grampa'" till the right time.
Sternly-caring dads take note --- attempting to "stareilize" the youths who want to date your "little pumpkin" will be totally ineffective, for at least two reasons: (1) only surgery would prevent said red-blooded studs' "guy junk" from producing fertile "love juice", and (2) excessive control and/or discipline will often only "push away" a daughter who resents your authority's being forcefully wielded over her like that, and so she will then be all the MORE likely to seek solace and "release" of her pent-up emotions by "doing it" with one or more guys whom she likes.
by QuacksO January 20, 2020
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