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stareilize

Refers to someone's giving you a long piercing gaze which renders you unable to father children. Often utilized by the super-protective father of a girl you're dating who wants to ensure that "nobody will be calling HIM 'Grampa'" till the right time.
Sternly-caring dads take note --- attempting to "stareilize" the youths who want to date your "little pumpkin" will be totally ineffective, for at least two reasons: (1) only surgery would prevent said red-blooded studs' "guy junk" from producing fertile "love juice", and (2) excessive control and/or discipline will often only "push away" a daughter who resents your authority's being forcefully wielded over her like that, and so she will then be all the MORE likely to seek solace and "release" of her pent-up emotions by "doing it" with one or more guys whom she likes.
stareilize by QuacksO January 20, 2020
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Startilization 

Not just just a revelation, or realization, it's an epiphany that's so momentous as to startle you as you think it or others as they hear it.
Sitting in his chair, it came to him in a startilization, knocking him off his feet.

When she heard the news the startilization rolled over her whole body throwing her into a fit of agony.

stabilizers 

the metaphorical brakes that a girl can apply to the progression of a relationship with a close friend, usually in the friend zone, usual due to the irrational nature of the mind of a girl.
"has Jeff got himself a sweet and sticky surprise from Amy yet?"
"nah, she she's keeping on their stabilizers"
stabilizers by bastante March 10, 2013

Stabilize the Bed 

The act of pushing your hands and legs against the wall to attempt to stop the creaking of the bed while having sex in a college dorm room where other people are sleeping so as to not wake them up
"The creaking is too loud, we're going to wake my roommates up"
"Don't worry, I got this, I'll just stabilize the bed"
Stabilize the Bed by toby69420 October 17, 2017

Sterilized 

To become no longer able to make babies.
Karen got Sterilized for not wearing a mask.

stabilized 

Euphemism for "Died" among paramedics.
Bob: How'd your patient with the chest pain do?
Al: Uh, he stabilized after a couple of hours.
Bob: Bummer!
stabilized by NMBurnout May 29, 2005

Sterilize it before you terrorize it

To thoroughly disinfect a woman's vagina before one pounds it (pussy) with his usually unprotected penis. (See dick, dong, dootoo, etc...)
I admonished the young man to "sterilize it before you terrorize it," as he walked out of the bar with the local slut.