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A pussy in desperate need of a douche. Smells really bad
"Yo my dick smells like shit cause of that stankpuss!"
stankpuss by Frank Sidor December 18, 2005
Words you can keep
a girls pussy that smells REALLY bad (often used as a derogatory comment)
After Daniel fingered his girlfriend Kandy, he noticed that his finger still smelled horrible the next day and said "Damn that girl has got some major stankpuss!"

stankypuss 

A female who has a constant stank smell from her vagina that can be sniffed by just sitting next to her. Usually that female has a well known stentch from her pussy among multiple, unconnected circles, groups of friends or acquaintances. If one is around that female in "close" quarters or the bedroom, be careful. A stankypuss's stank puss can leave stains!
Barry couldnt believe his roomate Jim brought a stankypuss back to the house after the bar the night before & passed out on the livingroom floor! Besides Jim having to take 4 showers when he woke up, now he would have to pay for a carpet cleaner!!
stankypuss by Grant Gatsby September 9, 2010

stank puss 

A repulsive scent creeping from an unkempt vagina, usually causing a burning sensation in the eyes as one attempts to muff dive. Serious cases may cause skin irritation.
My lungs almost caved in when I got a whiff of that stank puss, it made me want to eat her ass.

Close your legs; your stank puss is coming out of your jeans.
stank puss by guardo December 16, 2003

skunkpussy 

Female you wouldn't touch with a barge-pole. Slut. Whore.

Possibly a prostitute, crack-head, shoplifter or some other filthy low-life that wouldn't bother washing her fanny (not that i've got anything against these types of people you understand).

Made famous by Robert de niro in taxi driver.
Punter: 'How much for CIM?'

Streetgirl: '£15'

Punter: 'How much to sniff your minge?'

Streetgirl: 'Er, I've just had 3 truckers gangbang me bareback, so you'll probably want to avoid that whole area!'

Punter: 'Nice one....I love sloppy seconds, how much to eat you out?'

Streetgirl: 'Er, it'll be extra since you're into it!'

Punter: 'You fucking skunkpussy !!!! ....oh go on then."
skunkpussy by iainus maddismus December 19, 2006

stinkpurse 

the anus, or ass. May also refer to the general area of the anus and rectum.
I am going to kick you in the stinkpurse.
stinkpurse by Chet The Man December 26, 2007

stankusting

Someone who is stanky and also disgusting
omg this guy is so stankusting!!!!!!!111111!!@!@1
stankusting by mark mcdonald November 4, 2006
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