Stank wank
Dude, I tried so hard to get my old lady to give me a blumpkin. She wouldn't go for it so I had to settle for a stank wank.
Stank wank by Chykaty chyna December 3, 2016
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stank wank
An unusually smelling penis and and a little smelly in the testicle region. It resembles the smell of stank cooch, or a landfill.
Sarah: what the fuck is that horrible smell, is it my armpits?
Johnny: no, it's just my stank wank smelling up the room again.
Johnny: no, it's just my stank wank smelling up the room again.
stank wank by Antonymys April 21, 2014
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stank wank
stank wank by Joscpe August 7, 2016
wank stank
Possessing the aroma that one typically associates with just having sex. However, this musky fragrance is achieved all by one’s self.
Knock on the bedroom door.
Door opens.
Dave - Hey bro, you wanna go get some food? I was thinking…Whoa, man! This room reeks of dirty sex! Did you just get some?
Steve - Nah, that’s just wank stank.
Dave - Dammit Steve, you need help!
Door opens.
Dave - Hey bro, you wanna go get some food? I was thinking…Whoa, man! This room reeks of dirty sex! Did you just get some?
Steve - Nah, that’s just wank stank.
Dave - Dammit Steve, you need help!
wank stank by AnUncleverName April 28, 2008
Stank and wank
Stank and wank by Jlarso69 July 10, 2016
wank stank
Possessing the aroma that one typically associates with just having sex. However, this musky fragrance is achieved all by one’s self.
Knock on the bedroom door.
Door opens.
Dave - Hey bro, you wanna go get some food? I was thinking…Whoa, man! This room reeks of dirty sex! Did you just get some?
Steve - Nah, that’s just wank stank.
Dave - Dammit Steve, you need help!
Door opens.
Dave - Hey bro, you wanna go get some food? I was thinking…Whoa, man! This room reeks of dirty sex! Did you just get some?
Steve - Nah, that’s just wank stank.
Dave - Dammit Steve, you need help!
wank stank by AnUncleverName April 25, 2008
stank n' wank
When you plop on the porcelain throne and simultaneously shit and masturbate into the same pot. To conserve water? To be efficient? Hell if I know. Intent and order of operations do not matter. If there's fudge and gravy in the bowl, you just had a stank n' wank.
My last bowel movement got me going so I decided to have a stank n' wank instead.
Went to the latrine to pleasure myself, and was there so long I decided to stank n' wank to save myself another trip.
Went to the latrine to pleasure myself, and was there so long I decided to stank n' wank to save myself another trip.
stank n' wank by CreditToStefan December 7, 2016
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