Stanislaw 

Polish for "above the law". Generally considered a bad ass, those born with this name tend to be overly sarcasic and hate charity. They tend to die at a relatively early age due to their addiction to fast cars and women.

That guy is a real Stanislaw.

Stanislaw by Adam Wolf November 25, 2007

Stanislaw 

Shotgunning a beer whilst taking a poop on the toilet.

Dude, Matt just totally rocked a stanislaw!
What's a stanislaw?
It's when you shotgun a beer while you take a shit!
Nice.

Stanislaw by Scennybear July 8, 2012

Stanislaw 

A very yummy in my tummy polish retarded fish

sdw: GGRR WHY MOONZZ WANNA EAT MY FISHY STANISLAW

moonzz: mmm yummy fishy

Stanislaw by Moonzz February 1, 2022

Stanislaw 

The main priest of your village, the only person who can compare to adamus (except the pope) but he is sadly out of his golden age. Adamus' best friend.

Stanislaw: "I miss adamus..."

*adam pulls up.*

Stanislaw by Dajedupyzatalerzzupy August 28, 2023

Bearded Stanislaw

Sexual position wherein a female with an overly hairy muff (70's style) sits on their partner's face, back to nose, so the bush creates a beard on the sat upon.

With summer approaching, my girl was preparing for bikini time by getting a brazillian wax. I told her, "Hold on, this is a rare opportunity to experience a Bearded Stanislaw."

Bearded Stanislaw by G-Lux Chi-Town Melissa January 22, 2009

Stanislav 

Stanislav or stan for short is the cutest and best man you will ever meet. The name Stanislav originally comes from a soviet country. Stan is the best husband or boyfriend. He is funny and will make you and your kids laugh all day.

Stanislav is a soviet name.

Stanislav by RealNameDefinitions September 4, 2019

Saint Stanislaus

Straightest homosexual school in the South.

Saint Stanislaus builds men of character.

Saint Stanislaus by Aaron Dunklin August 23, 2021