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Stanislaus 

Stanislaus is a very smart & honest person, upheld Integrity very much and also Stanislaus means sacrifice for others. Stanislaus is a saint, a martyr and / a bishop. Stanislaus also capable in financial or mathematical things.

Stanislaus is awesome.
you're very Stanislaus.
When I'm grown up, I want to be Stanislaus
Stanislaus by BjornLothbrok November 23, 2021

Stanislaus Butt Stroganoff 

The act of a guy sitting on a girls face and she eats his ass whilst stroking his man meat. Then proceeds to finish him off by sucking on his mushroom tip until the cream comes out. Otherwise known as Stanislaus Butt Strokenoff (Stroke-him-off).
I heard Meghan gives the best Stanislaus Butt Stroganoff.

Stanislaus Q. McInsertiontson 

One who is easily offended at harmless statements often promoting a controversial attitude.
A White Person: "Man I hate niggars, always stealing my crack and cutting in front of me at the welfare line".

A Black Person: ":FS*(&P(S*F&PSIUFHISUE*(&Y*(W(R*YWPE(*R&P(W*E&R*(P(*DSP(SDFKLJSDHFLISUDHF MAN WE HATE YOU TOO! NOW STEP BACK WHILE I GO RAPE YOUR GIRLFRIEND!"

A White Person: "Chill, don't be such a Stanislaus Q. McInsertionson."

Saint Stanislaus

Saint Stanislaus builds men of character.
Saint Stanislaus by Aaron Dunklin August 23, 2021

Stanislav 

Stanislav or stan for short is the cutest and best man you will ever meet. The name Stanislav originally comes from a soviet country. Stan is the best husband or boyfriend. He is funny and will make you and your kids laugh all day.
Stanislav is a soviet name.
Stanislav by RealNameDefinitions September 4, 2019

Stanislav Petrov

A Soviet officer which stopped doomsday from being a real thing on the 26th of September, 1983, trusting his instincts when a computer detected a American nuclear missile being launched towards the USSR. He refused to retaliate, thus avoiding the possible end of humanity.
You see this guy there, Stanislav Petrov ? Yeah, that guy fucking saved the world.
Stanislav Petrov by Anakior July 10, 2017
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piddlefart

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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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