Definitions by Dajedupyzatalerzzupy

Ela 

Władek's wife. That is enough.

Ela: "johnny zlaz na dół."

Johnny: "po co?"

Ela: "Po jajco. Zlaz kurwa już."

Ela by Dajedupyzatalerzzupy August 28, 2023

Władek 

Johnny's dad. He is a better guy then him, but thats no suprise since he is got a dick so big he has 4 children. (Maybe 5 who knows). Only speaks polish

Władek: "ela chodz tu."

Ela: "co?"

Władek: "jajco. Ruchamy sie."

Ela: "pewnie."

(Events of the August 31st 2007.)

Władek by Dajedupyzatalerzzupy August 28, 2023

Adam 

A mini adamus. Not on his level, but trying. Basically a cheap alternative.

Adam: "I'm gonna be better than adamus one day!" (Lie)

Stanislaw: "Man. Don't even."

Adam by Dajedupyzatalerzzupy August 28, 2023

Stanislaw 

The main priest of your village, the only person who can compare to adamus (except the pope) but he is sadly out of his golden age. Adamus' best friend.

Stanislaw: "I miss adamus..."

*adam pulls up.*

Stanislaw by Dajedupyzatalerzzupy August 28, 2023

Adamus 

The best fucking person in sosnowiec. When his car pulls up to your village, every guy turns to a priest, and every woman turns into a nun. The best priest you could meet. The pope wishes he was him.

Adamus: *singing barka*

*everyone sings along with tears.*

Adamus by Dajedupyzatalerzzupy August 28, 2023

Your dad

A ginger bitch ass nigga you got the declining hairline from. Or you don't know him.

Y/N: "yo, whats your dads hair color?"

Me: "he's a ginger."

*everyone in the school bullies you*

Your dad by Dajedupyzatalerzzupy August 28, 2023

Girlfriend 

The thing we all dream of having.

Me: "man i wanna have a girlfriend."

Every male on earth: "same."

Girlfriend by Dajedupyzatalerzzupy August 28, 2023