Ela

Władek's wife. That is enough.

Ela: "johnny zlaz na dół."

Johnny: "po co?"

Ela: "Po jajco. Zlaz kurwa już."

by Dajedupyzatalerzzupy August 28, 2023

Adamus

The best fucking person in sosnowiec. When his car pulls up to your village, every guy turns to a priest, and every woman turns into a nun. The best priest you could meet. The pope wishes he was him.

Adamus: *singing barka*

*everyone sings along with tears.*

by Dajedupyzatalerzzupy August 28, 2023

Stanislaw

The main priest of your village, the only person who can compare to adamus (except the pope) but he is sadly out of his golden age. Adamus' best friend.

Stanislaw: "I miss adamus..."

*adam pulls up.*

by Dajedupyzatalerzzupy August 28, 2023

Adam

A mini adamus. Not on his level, but trying. Basically a cheap alternative.

Adam: "I'm gonna be better than adamus one day!" (Lie)

Stanislaw: "Man. Don't even."

by Dajedupyzatalerzzupy August 28, 2023

Johnny

Szymon's best friend. He has a shit ton of sisters, everyone thinks he is gay but he denies it like the turkish deny their war crimes.

Szymon: "Nigga, give me some of these sisters."

Johnny: "You're doing me a favour man."

by Dajedupyzatalerzzupy August 28, 2023

paczkomat

A common structure every fucking polish village has. Commonly used for defecation.

Johnny: Yo bro have you seen that new paczkomat?

Loczek: Yeah. Already took a shit in it too.

by Dajedupyzatalerzzupy August 28, 2023

Dpd

A polish delivering company, that always fucks up your package. Worse then what what bin laden shit out after eating so much kebab's.

Dpd: "Status paczki: Rozjebana."

by Dajedupyzatalerzzupy August 28, 2023