Dajedupyzatalerzzupy's definitions

paczkomat

A common structure every fucking polish village has. Commonly used for defecation.

Johnny: Yo bro have you seen that new paczkomat?

Loczek: Yeah. Already took a shit in it too.

by Dajedupyzatalerzzupy August 28, 2023

Mimi

Your younger sister who listens to K-Pop. Your best friend (The funniest guy around) will do anything to fuck her.

Johnny: "Thats my little sister Mimi."

Szymon (best friend): "Shit nigga imma need some of that ass."

by Dajedupyzatalerzzupy August 28, 2023

Johnny

Szymon's best friend. He has a shit ton of sisters, everyone thinks he is gay but he denies it like the turkish deny their war crimes.

Szymon: "Nigga, give me some of these sisters."

Johnny: "You're doing me a favour man."

by Dajedupyzatalerzzupy August 28, 2023

Dpd

A polish delivering company, that always fucks up your package. Worse then what what bin laden shit out after eating so much kebab's.

Dpd: "Status paczki: Rozjebana."

by Dajedupyzatalerzzupy August 28, 2023

Girlfriend

The thing we all dream of having.

Me: "man i wanna have a girlfriend."

Every male on earth: "same."

by Dajedupyzatalerzzupy August 28, 2023

Your dad

A ginger bitch ass nigga you got the declining hairline from. Or you don't know him.

Y/N: "yo, whats your dads hair color?"

Me: "he's a ginger."

*everyone in the school bullies you*

by Dajedupyzatalerzzupy August 28, 2023

Adamus

The best fucking person in sosnowiec. When his car pulls up to your village, every guy turns to a priest, and every woman turns into a nun. The best priest you could meet. The pope wishes he was him.

Adamus: *singing barka*

*everyone sings along with tears.*

by Dajedupyzatalerzzupy August 28, 2023