stanhole 

An obsession over Life Sex and Deaths, “Stan”, to the extent that you don’t get your work done.

Bros, I’ve fallen down a serious Stanhole. I’m trying to Rise Above bro, but Stan videos are hypnotizing me

stanhole by Staddict November 2, 2021

doug stanhope 

Stand up comedian often compared to the late, great Bill Hicks. Stanhope differs in a number of ways however.

Stunningly, he is actually MORE shocking than Hicks, with arguably a less-political message. This doesn't do the man justice however. He has an incredibly active mind, and superb delivery as well as being incredibly funny.

Less insightful than Hicks perhaps, but if anything, he is funnier.

Also a one time presenter of the Man Show with Joe Rogan which Stanhope himself openly describes as being solely for 'shameless financial gain'.

Also due to run for president of the United States as the candidate for the Libertarian party in 2008.

"They shouldn't be able to teach religion until you're 18 years old and you know what? It'd be a whole different world because if they weren't pushing that shit into your head while it was still soft you'd never buy it"

"If you really believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt?"

-doug stanhope

doug stanhope by Wilkov November 22, 2006

Doug Stanhope 

Funny motherfucker who i agree with on most things.
Libertarian, drunk, loves mocaine, barely sane, all the way smart as fuck.
Compared to Bill Hicks and George Carlin for his provacative thinking he makes funny so that his thoughts can be 'comedy friendly'.
He fully deserves to be compared to those greats of comedy, as well as Lenny Bruce and Richard Pryor.
Love Bill, miss him. Doug and Bill are similar in being thinkers who make it funny so they are heard as much as, or probably more than, being pro comics.
Doug's a different beast to Bill, colder sharper, more ruthless and definately drunker.
Doug, like the greats of the funny i have mentioned is the Jester who calls the King a cunt, just as Bill Hicks, Rich Pryor, Lenny Bruce and George Carlin would, could and did.

Those men are acknowledged as great.
Doug's only hitting mass media now.
Time to listen up folks.

Doug broke my heart when i found the one country he hates is mine.
Still, the man's a fucking true jester-philosopher.

'Doing a Stanhope': Socially disquieting act of pointing out the elephant in the room in a shockingly open way and being funny at the same time, yet not giving a fuck if someone is offended by it. That's their problem.

Bloke 1: Man, i oughtta punch you for what you said to my mom.
Bloke 2: Yeah i was a dick and you can punch me if you need to, but the woman was talking shit, so i got all Doug Stanhope on her.
Bloke 1:No dude, you didn't do a Stanhope. You were just fucking rude, man.

Doug Stanhope by Snowcaller September 3, 2014

Stanhope

"Stanhopeing the drain", or "to Stanhope the drain," is to use one's arm to direct the stream of water from the shower to wash away any remnants of coagulated semen from shower masturbation.

Created by stand up comedian Doug Stanhope.

Don't forget to Stanhope the drain, it's like a chowder house down there.

Stanhope by HanShotFirst June 17, 2014

starhole 

Starhole is another word for your anus.

" I gave her the "shocker" by inserting two fingers in her box and one in her starhole, and she loved it!!"

starhole by KarenLess November 20, 2004

Barf out your Starhole 

To take a greasy runny shit with explosive force. This usually occurs after a hard night of drink and consumption of substandard foods such as Taco Bell, or 7-11 Burritos.

Also known as

1) You asshole yelling at the toilet
2) The Technicolour fart
3) Taking a 12

You drank so much last night and went to McDonalds, this morning your probably gonna "Barf out your Starhole" 4 times.

Barf out your Starhole by Slapvanwolla October 7, 2009

Stankhole 

1. An unclean vagina usually posessed by the sluttiest, trashiest, stupidest, STD infested whores in your city/town.

2. An insult, derived from #1, to call someone a stupid slut.

Slut: Hey baby, lookin' for a good time?

Man: No thanks you whore, I don't fuck stankholes.

Stankhole by Interminater July 23, 2008